PSA: R=G IS Literally 50 Years Old

[Mook]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/18275648/

Yep..I'm ancient....I'm 50, work out 5x a week, do tons of work, and live in Vegas in a Condo with a great view. Isn't life grand?

All these 18-35 year old white girls that come on to me almost every day in some form love my gray hairs and great grandfatherly hand speed. You can learn a thing from this old man.

 

[R=G]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/18275648/

Yep...I was told I was so much older than the stalker...so 50 is a very good number for me.

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[I-Hate-You]

50 the new 20

 

[MightyHealthy]

I'm 30, and remember joking on 30+ year old cats at SOHH when I was 19...


...so I embrace the because karma's a bytch.

I'm not young anymore, that's for damn sure.

 

[Reality Check]

 

[Vinny Lupton]

if I'm 50 still on here plz shoot me
edit: no fukking way. how he is he older than Dwayne

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Yesh im not trying to be 30 posting on no forum no diss

But yesh he fasho is an old porn c00n

 

[RammerJammer]

I saw the post and was like He's gotta be joking, no way he's 50

 

[Lord Scion]

Jeezus, every time I read his posts I had some 12 yr old voice in my head. Now I got to switch it up to Morgan Freeman or some shyt.

 

[R=G]

if I'm 50 still on here plz shoot me
edit: no fukking way. how he is he older than Dwayne

Well now that I'm older than the Rock and somehow am now one year younger than Austin even though he reached the top when I was in college, it all makes sense.

At the very least...Tommy Fits can stop stalking me over age questions

 

[The American]

Jeezus, every time I read his posts I had some 12 yr old voice in my head. Now I got to switch it up to Morgan Freeman or some shyt.

His voice more like Chris Rock in NJCity.

There are 50 yr olds on msg boards, yall. Over on a baseball board I frequent, old nikkas talmbout goin to games in the 50s n shyt. And it's good to have em drop some knowledge. r=g was a stan during the territory days so it's good if he'll tell us what that was like. He just gotta stop being a perv and tellin

 

[K-Apps]

until R=G actually puts a real picture of himself or something, we won't how old he is or what his real life is like.

 

[R=G]

Well I didn't really go to the shows back before things got cracking.....remember..Macho Man dropping the bell on Steamboat's neck is what got me really started. it was the build to WM 3 where I started to get addicted. Good times. Transformers...Voltron...GI Joe...Road Runner never fukking lost....Andre turning heel on Hogan by ripping the shirt off...Jake the Snake being great 24/7...I was on that side before really getting into what was going on with Flair and the Horsemen....I remember first seeing Curt Henning on ESPN on AWA..I believe that's when I first saw Hall too. Jerry Lawler was on USWA on ESPN too at some weird ass hour..I remember that because I used to talk to Wendy and Jennifer on 3 way calling as it got late all the time.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

LOL @ y'all falling for @R=G's trolling.

I'm 30, and remember joking on 30+ year old cats at SOHH when I was 19...


...so I embrace the because karma's a bytch.

I'm not young anymore, that's for damn sure.

30's not old, unless you didn't take care of yourself and let yourself get