PSA: Stop Sending (Unsolicited) dikk Pics

CinnaSlim

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As a dikk pic connoisseur, it saddens me to have to tell yall this, but it needs to be said. :snoop:

*ahem* Please stop sending out surprise dikk pics. :whoa:

I'm sure a couple of you have made this mistake before. All the blood rushed to your lower head and stunted your capability for rational thinking causing you to engage in such impulsive, risky behavior. But make sure you are sending it to the right person.

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I just changed my phone number about a week ago (no shmurda), and since I'm in a new state, I have a new area code. Well, today I was surprised to see a MMS message from a 919 number. :ld:I know I havent given anyone around here my number so I was curious as to who it might be. Upon opening the text, I was thunderstruck by a thick ol' meat log set next to a can of Air Wick with the caption, "fukk with me".
While I was intrigued by this gift of peen, I hadn't the slightest idea who the owner was.:skip:


After a brief verbal exchange, it was revealed to me that this was stranger peen was intended for the lady, Iesha. She must've relinquished her number recently, and fate had somehow decided I was fortunate enough to recieve it.

Luckily for him, I am a kind-hearted individual who believes in discretion. :sas2:
 
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impress a broad with your thoughts and opinions bruh

showing a chick a d1ck pic is something a chimpanzee would do

It primal and played out

and if she a hoe and u just wanna fuk, then say that then, sending d1ck pix ain't necessary
next thing u know ur dikk pix are posted on the side of every bus and you're like :mjcry:
 
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