MY GAWD at the thought of trading Punk for Sting 
 
*meanwhile, at Thursday's Impact, live from the 2nd rest stop in Columbus, Ohio, off of I-75*
Tenay: "Taz...what is that?"
*music never before heard on Impact plays"
Taz: "Tenay, I think that's...Well, it's Lenny Kravitz, but no idea what song this is." 
*figure emerges at the top of the ramp, kneels in a Dan Severn School of 

 hoodie*
Taz: "OMG, Tenay... is that...???" 
*figure pulls out imaginary stop watch*
Tenay: "That's right Taz, you fat piece of shyt! It's..."
*figure pulls up head, pulls back hoodie*
"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!" 
Tenay: "IT'S CHICAGO PHIL!!! CHICAGO PHIL!!!" 
*runs down ramp, climbs up turnbuckle*
Chicago Phil: "BETTER THAN MOST!!!!" 
Taz: "Tenay, you're right! Let's see what he has to say! 
Tenay: 
 