"Put me on"

[Lazy Migrant]

Cmon breh lemme work security... Or try do stand up... Or intern I see you out here getting this$$$ put me on breh

Chill, breh.

Gonna be the technology manager for a local business. 50k base pay plus bonuses

Full medical benefits
Pension plan




I could not be happier, the wait is over

Was so bored being unemployed

Put me on bytch.

Everytime I see someone say they got a new job or an upcoming project, there's gotta be that guy who comes with "put me on" .


Like, what do y'all expect? That person is gonna vouch for a total stranger to work at the same place as them without ever meeting you IRL? Some of yall could have legit mental issues.

You think somebody who doesn't know you is gonna bring you to the manager where they work like

Yes?

Hey, this is my...err... buddy @ASAPGoku I mean uh... what's your real name breh?

Roger

Yea..uh.. Roger. He'd like to work here.

How do you know this man?

TheColi.com
Where?
It's a forum where guys who pretend to be black call white people "cac".

What's a c... nevermind... What are his qualifications?

He has over 1000 rep points and a 2.5:1 message to dap ratio.

...

...

...

When do I start?

 

[Bgreat]

youre lame as hell

 

[Lil Gangsta]

 

[Remote]

I feel like @cook might ban all you guys talking shyt about the coli.

"I aint gonna be supplying you if you talk about my shyt"

 

[Soundbwoy]

 

[Lazy Migrant]

I feel like @cook might ban all you guys talking shyt about the coli.

"I aint gonna be supplying you if you talk about my shyt"

Nice dry-snitch.

It's all in jest breh.

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[Remote]

Nice dry-snitch.

It's all in jest breh.

 

[Tunez]

Everytime I see someone say they got a new job or an upcoming project, there's gotta be that guy who comes with "put me on" .


Like, what do y'all expect? That person is gonna vouch for a total stranger to work at the same place as them without ever meeting you IRL? Some of yall could have legit mental issues.

You think somebody who doesn't know you is gonna bring you to the manager where they work like

Yes?

Hey, this is my...err... buddy @ASAPGoku I mean uh... what's your real name breh?

Roger

Yea..uh.. Roger. He'd like to work here.

How do you know this man?

TheColi.com
Where?
It's a forum where guys who pretend to be black call white people "cac".

What's a c... nevermind... What are his qualifications?

He has over 1000 rep points and a 2.5:1 message to dap ratio.

...

...

...

When do I start?

Put me on

 

[kingsteve]

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Everytime I see someone say they got a new job or an upcoming project, there's gotta be that guy who comes with "put me on" .


Like, what do y'all expect? That person is gonna vouch for a total stranger to work at the same place as them without ever meeting you IRL? Some of yall could have legit mental issues.

You think somebody who doesn't know you is gonna bring you to the manager where they work like

Yes?

Hey, this is my...err... buddy @ASAPGoku I mean uh... what's your real name breh?

Roger

Yea..uh.. Roger. He'd like to work here.

How do you know this man?

TheColi.com
Where?
It's a forum where guys who pretend to be black call white people "cac".

What's a c... nevermind... What are his qualifications?

He has over 1000 rep points and a 2.5:1 message to dap ratio.

...

...

...

When do I start?

If I knew you personally,I'd prolly beat yo ass for this lame post

 

[Quiet Magician]

Lol funniest thread in a while.

 

[Warren Moon]

I put nikkas on here on jobs

 

[ben anderson]

lmao. no different than nikkas aking" where the bytches at?!" i got bytches thats down for me...not your ugly ass

 

[muse]

to be fair, nigerian brags about the posters he's supposedly helped. i understand why pablo asked