Pyramid schemes

[Yessir_Araphat]

*chillin at home watching the evening news*
*gets phone call from one of the homies*

homeboy: "ayo, what you doin man?"
me: "nuttin, jus watchin t.v. what about you?"
homeboy: "jus passin thru, imma stop by for a quick minute, aight?"
me: "coo, aight"

*moments later gets a knock on the door*
*opens door to see friend wearing a shirt and tie*

*sees cac with him also in a shirt and tie carrying a messenger bag*

*cac brushes past friend towards me*

cac: "hey buddy, how are you doing tonight? kevin here told me that you would be interested in making some big bucks. is that true?"

*shuts door and turns porch light off*

 

[black crown]

Recently wen't to an Amway meeting. shyt felt like a cult. Probably had suckers doing that shyt for years and aint made nothing yet.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Those losers had me wake up at 8 on a rainy ass Saturday morning talking about I was going to make big money.

 

[Sierra Mist]

I don't mind saying no, I'm not interested but don't ask me for a list of 10 of my friends names and phone numbers.

they asked me too.

 

[stealthbomber]

my mom fell for amway back in the day

 

[Po pimp]

I remember when I was in college, this fine and cool ass female I was trying to kick it to called me like, "I know you've been looking for a job, well I have a friend who may have an opportunity for you."

I figured what the hell, I got nothing to lose. I get to the spot and it's basically a pyramid scheme trying to get people to switch their phone services to this shyt I'd never heard of. There were about 10 or so guests there, and ALL of them seemed interested except me. I was literally the one person who wasn't convinced to sign up for anything. He had people fill out a form with their social security number on it, and was even trying to get people who didn't have the money for the startup fee to take out a student loan

While me and ol girl remained cordial, I never looked at her the same since.

 

[Ayatollah Watts]

Everyone who asked me to join I ask if they've quit their current job yet to do this full time, or I'll ask'em how much they've made so far and they be like ...

what really makes me mad is they get into this "that's (our) problem, we scared to step outside of comfort zone" or some other shyt like that.

 

[Squirtle]

They got this new one called shop america my friend tried to get me in you guys heard of that one?

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Why is every bytch on the Internet selling body wraps

 

[Ice Water]

My uncle tried to get me into this shyt called Quickstar. He tried to tell me he has his own business, and that I can buy all my household Items from him cheaper. All offbrand Quickstar detergents, and toothpastes and shyt. They try to hook people like you buy from my "store", and people under you will buy from your store, and the more people you recruite....you know the deal. Took me to a convention in all the way up in Buffalo for where some of the "Top Seller" were...man It was nothing but a Hindu fest. They get people in India hook line and sinker with this ish.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Why is every bytch on the Internet selling body wraps

It's even worse