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Q: Let's just say you're alone at a diner in Nevada...now let's just say you see two burly men in trench coats sharing a coffee together...one of the men look over you and asks you "do you have a problem? what you never seen a gay couple before?" ...You start to stutter out a sentence about how you respect gay people and all that kinda politically correct stuff...now let's just say all of a sudden a wild tornado appears...you can't leave the diner and there is only one safe spot in the place and it's a small closet with no lights and you have to share it with the two gay burly men you just insulted 5 minutes prior, what do you do?!!

Hypothetical, so if you do something homo, it's okay. :whoa:


A: :stopitslime: Yoooo what did I just read :pachaha:

Im not sharing a closet with two gay men under no circumstances :childplease:
 

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Q: how do u feel abt breakfast in bed? With u being my breakfast of course?

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That can last all day!! :ohlawd:
 

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Q: What is the most amount of orgasms you have had in one day?

A: 7 when I masturbated my clit was sore...by a man...I lost count at 15...
 

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Q. How old are you? Do you want to get married?

A. I'm exactly :flabbynsick: and I'd like to get married but I don't really see it happening as I'm getting over a bad breakup with a woman I would have liked to marry.

Q. Let's just say you're alone...the sun is fading...you have no money for the bus so you have to make that chilly dark walk back to your place...now let's say...amosquitobitesyou...you didn't notice it until 15 minutes in your walk but you start to feel it...itching...right at your neck..now lets say...15 minutes later you start to feel hungry but you don't know why...

CONGRATULATIONS you are a zombienow...whatmalecelebrity would you infect first?

No homo.


A. :laugh: that's an easy one I'd do the world a favor and take out any male member of the Black Eyed Peas.
 

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Q: can i blow lightly on your booty hole like i'm trying to cool off a hot pocket?

A: lol that is very weird...I am not sure if I would like that

i do this to my girl :bryan:

except i blow in that bytch like a balloon. then giggle like a bytch when she lets out a 5 second fart :russ:
 

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Q: this requires you to be honest so I know it'll be tough but are you an obese black male who resides in Chicago and likes men but can't come out to his family because their African blood would make them kill their son who likes to eat men's popo holes?[/QUOTE]
A: :wtf: :russ:

Who put u up to this? :usure:
 

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Im not sharing a closet with two gay men under no circumstances :childplease:

You share that closet. :umad:
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Q: I'm not gay & I'm not saying I want to smash but if I was in Tejas would you let me smash?
I'm not saying I'm gay or anything but I've been daydreaming of this very thing since I heard your sweet angelic CAC voice...so yeah. Pause. :mjpls:

:heh: you're an idiot :laff:

Q. Would you ever marry a handsome cool ass rich guy with 5 kid by 3 baby mommaz? Or be fukk buddies with a gorgeous girl with a PhD for a lil while till you both got married?

I'll take the gorgeous girl with the phD. :takedat:
You interested? :scheme1:
 

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Q: Let's say I take you out on a date, and we go in my space ship to the moon. :jawalrus: We have a nice little time exploring it, but on our way back, I notice that I lost my passport, probably somewhere on the dark side.

I start freaking out. What do you do next?

A: Look at you like ":dwillhuh: What now playa? :heh: since we're going to the moon you wouldn't need a passport tho, right? :heh: "

What is the stamp on the passport page gonna look like? MOON ?

Just go to the American embassy at the moon and they'll issue you a temporary one, we'll be good :takedat:
 

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Q: what powerful figure in history would u like to convo with if u could?



A: :whew: This is a good ass question....

Im gonna say either Malcom X or Fredrick Douglass. One convo with these guys could change your whole outlook on life :wow:
 

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Q. If I were to look into your eyes and lose myself in the vast ocean that is your soul while catering to the sculpture that is your body would our love transcend time as we make love till your body fails from the ecstasy that is our passion?
:wow: This was most unexpected...yes...at one point time would actually go backwards... :wow:

Q. What would you do if an old rich Albanian man offered you 1 million Albanian lekes to bathe his body in mineral oil while singing Princes "if I was your girlfriend"? Keep in mind he will be recording your performance. You can be fully clothed but you have to get every inch of him.
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I deserved this. :heh:

1 million lekes is only about 9k US dollars....






I'd still do it. :steviej:
 
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