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So your girlfriend is pregnant and you paying child support. You happy you having a kid and being a good sport. You take her on a honeymoon to mars and planet lipton and make new friends with the native egyptians. So now you skipping down the street eating your favorite lays, when all of a sudden a buddist mime stepped on your Jays. He says sorry and slowly fades to black, when you look down you are now eating apple jacks. You smash your girl for the very first time. Turns out the bytch is gay and the baby is really mines. This all happens on your wedding day and you wonder if you should walk. But my question to you is.......Why on earth did that buddist mime talk? :what:

You aint bout that life trick, you aint bout that life trick...that shyt dont even rhyme trick, wtf is this shyt?
How tha fukk im paying child support and that bytch aint even shyt the baby? Take yo time to write ya rhymes Chiraq broads are so fukking lazy :snoop:
 

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Q: Fellow #Kliq brethren, how did you feel about the Montreal Screwjob when it happened in 1997?



A: The Kliq always does whats best for the business and HickenGOAT was clearly what pro wrestling needed. I blame Coke Vince for the shady stuff since he is a well known snake. I love Bret Hart but I think even he knows it was for the best.
 

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Q: If I painted a picture of you, sang some luther vandross to you while washing your hair in the shower and shaved your legs every sunday....would you think i'm soft? :mjpls:

A: :noah: No, I wouldn't think you're soft.

I would actually make you some blueberry pancakes to show my appreciation. :wow:
 

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You aint bout that life trick, you aint bout that life trick...that shyt dont even rhyme trick, wtf is this shyt?
How tha fukk im paying child support and that bytch aint even shyt the baby? Take yo time to write ya rhymes Chiraq broads are so fukking lazy :snoop:

:lolbron: That shyt rhymed you just ain't take the time. You paying child support cause she pimped you and lied. Chiraq hittas would bring yer ass the noise. Come out here and you'd send for an earlier deploy :umad:
 

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Q: If I put a ring on it,
-would you walk both dogs at once or only show favoritism towards yours?

-if our dogs didn't get along, how would you handle the situation?

-Spit or Swallow :mjpls:


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* I would walk both of our dogs at the same time. :smile:

* I would try to teach them how to get along and if that didn't work I would lock your dog in the backyard and my dog in the closet until they learn how to get along. :bryan:

* You would ask this :beli:..... I'd prolly swallow tho :mjpls:
 

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Q: Whats the most bud you ever rolled up in one sitting?

A. 4 Cigarellos 4 Gram extendo >>>


Q: Do you have any particular skills or hobbies besides partying/fukking? If so, what are they?

A. I write Poetry & I rap lol :yes:
 

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wet wet said:
Can you buy me a fukcmachine for christmas? so that I can make you a video of me fukcing myself through my lace panties and watch all the cream gush through...:ohlawd:
hell no-- you can make your p*ssy pop for free- plus u have a great career so u can buy ya own
 

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Oh yea, in the mist of all my bytching.....I forgot to ask that nikka. "Who the fukk is Rudyard Kipling?" :skip:

Rudyard Kipling was into scriptin'.
He wrote The Jungle Book, and not the Disney edition,
also many poems and White Man's Burden.
Born and Bombay, but was British for certain.
His stories were short, but not his influence
get a chance to peep his work, then do it.
Was the youngest to get Nobel Prize for Lit,
so you know he had to be the sh*t, legitimate.
 

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Q. You dance right? If so what was the craziest thing you saw whilleworking in the club?

A. Yessss & a guy catching my bytches Squirt all in his mouth, John wall, Kemba Walker & Cam Newton together throwing out racks shut ish down..
 

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1. Tell us something most of us would be surprised to know about you?

A. Ummm idk lol People judge me, think I am wild, crazy, mean, a hoe etc but I am lovey dovey iam truly a sweetheart. I am Shy around new people before I come out of my shell then I turnup lol

2. What was the most moment you

experienced in the last 3 years? __________________ T

A. Graduating walking across the stage & Fighting my ex Best friend over a nikka :wow:

Q. No disrespect but do you fukk nikkas for bread or do you just strip __________________

Just shake my ass I aint selling p*ssy but I fukk with a nikka with Money
 

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Q: So breh if you could write an alternative ending to Friday what would happen?


A: The ending would have been Deebo tag teaming with Macho Man Randy Savage vs Craig & Hulk Hogan with Big Worm as the special guest ref.


*Craig lays the beats on Deebo*



*Savage slaps Craig's momma to get his attention*



*Craig runs over and gets a elbow to the face*



Craigs sister: Somebody make them stop :bryan:



Craigs pops: nah nah nah let'em be a maaaan, he gots to be a maaan



*Hogan Hulks up and starts to unload the Hogan fists on everybody including Craig because EVERYBODY has to put over Hogan.*



*Suddenly*







JR: ITS HIIIM, AWWWWWWSONOFABIIIIITCCHHH ITS MICHAELS, HBK!!!!, HBK!!!!


King: WHAT!!!?



*HBK gives everybody the sweet chin music and rides off with all of the smuts in a Kliq limo*



#Kliq Wins, its best for the business :rambo:
 
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Q: So breh if you could write an alternative ending to Friday what would happen?


A: The ending would have been Deebo tag teaming with Macho Man Randy Savage vs Craig & Hulk Hogan with Big Worm as the special guest ref.


*Craig lays the beats on Deebo*



*Savage slaps Craig's momma to get his attention*



*Craig runs over and gets a elbow to the face*



Craigs sister: Somebody make them stop :bryan:



Craigs pops: nah nah nah let'em be a maaaan, he gots to be a maaan



*Hogan Hulks up and starts to unload the Hogan fists on everybody including Craig because EVERYBODY has to put over Hogan.*



*Suddenly*



HBK Theme Song - Video - YouTube



JR: ITS HIIIM, AWWWWWWSONOFABIIIIITCCHHH ITS MICHAELS, HBK!!!!, HBK!!!!


King: WHAT!!!?



*HBK gives everybody the sweet chin music and rides off with all of the smuts in a Kliq limo*



#Kliq Wins, its best for the business :rambo:

:wow: :wow:


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