Question and Answer game :Coli Edition
- Thread starter Ooh Marty
- Start date
how was it?
what are three things you do with the first hour
of getting up?
-Check my phone and respond where necessary,
Bathroom shyt (shave my face, brush my teeth, etc),
Roll up and watch the news, then go smoke and walk my dog.
how tall are you really?
- I told you a thousand times, 5'3"
what was the reason you stopped talking to the
last girl you slept with?
-Does head count as "slept with"?
If so, its bcuz she was a hoodrat with no ambition or sense of direction in her life.
of getting up?
-Check my phone and respond where necessary,
Bathroom shyt (shave my face, brush my teeth, etc),
Roll up and watch the news, then go smoke and walk my dog.
how tall are you really?
- I told you a thousand times, 5'3"
5'9"
what was the reason you stopped talking to the
last girl you slept with?
-Does head count as "slept with"?
If so, its bcuz she was a hoodrat with no ambition or sense of direction in her life.
PopOnCloud9
All Star
Q: When was the last time you cried? Was it a silent cry or a loud ugly one?
A: When my friend passed on Christmas Eve from cancer, we made plans to chill a few days before he passed. It was a silent cry.
A: When my friend passed on Christmas Eve from cancer, we made plans to chill a few days before he passed. It was a silent cry.
ClassyME
Pro
It's now December, how much time are you using to prep for finals?
I took a break this semester but I am studying for another state exam. Hardest test ever
I took a break this semester but I am studying for another state exam. Hardest test ever
Q.Would you wife a female from the-coli? 
A. Sure if she was everything I wanted in a woman I don't see why not. The only thing is we'd have to ie about where we met
Q. What's a good first date spot if you're taking out a young hoodrat? How about an older hoodrat?
A. I've never dated a hoodrat however if I did I'm almost positive olive garden would be fine dining for the younger one as well as the older one. I grew up in the burbs in a mostly white town in a predominately black neighborhood there weren't many hoodrats around thankfully
Q. What do you think my best asset is? As in general asset
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A. I don't know you well enough to say anything about your personality so going strictly off looks you have a very attractive face.
A. Sure if she was everything I wanted in a woman I don't see why not. The only thing is we'd have to ie about where we met
Q. What's a good first date spot if you're taking out a young hoodrat? How about an older hoodrat?
A. I've never dated a hoodrat however if I did I'm almost positive olive garden would be fine dining for the younger one as well as the older one. I grew up in the burbs in a mostly white town in a predominately black neighborhood there weren't many hoodrats around thankfully
Q. What do you think my best asset is? As in general asset
...A. I don't know you well enough to say anything about your personality so going strictly off looks you have a very attractive face.
Q: I just put all my coli cash on Gucci getting
bodied in Macon, how do you feel about that?
A: I don't give a fukk about you wasting your Coli Cash
Ask @charmander, Guwap got love from Alabama to Savannah and everywhere in between. Can't say the same for Mr Jenkins
bodied in Macon, how do you feel about that?
A: I don't give a fukk about you wasting your Coli Cash
Ask @charmander, Guwap got love from Alabama to Savannah and everywhere in between. Can't say the same for Mr Jenkins
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Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
Q: What would you do if you found out your boyfriend had a second family like in those Lifetime movies.
A: I would beat him within an inch of his life, then leave him on the doorstep of his second family.
Seriously tho, I would obviously be upset but there's really nothing I could do in that situation but leave.
A: I would beat him within an inch of his life, then leave him on the doorstep of his second family.
Seriously tho, I would obviously be upset but there's really nothing I could do in that situation but leave.
Q: do u push the elavator button more than once? do u really think it makes the rlavator come faster?
A: yep! and maybe 
A: yep!
and maybe 
RandomRN86
Upside down...newds accepted
Q: Describe a demonic moment in your life
A: When I joined the Coli after seeing the "Men of Coli reveal" thread...I accepted that I was a bit of a pervert...just a bit...
Q. When are you gonna confess that you like me?
A: A lady never tells...
Q. When was the last time that you were pissed off, and what was it about?
A: Pissed off, two weeks ago at work, why? Because I expected more than the person could give, I misread the situation.
Q. How long ago was your last date..and how did it go?
A. My last date was two Fridays ago with this 6'3 dude, no beard smh...it was ok, but we are better as acquaintances, he told me too much too soon...I scare easily..
Q: Since you are an RN, I know you've witnessed some freaky/bizarre/weird/creepy shyt on the job
What was the worse?
The worst was this old Asian dude with a distended abdomen, Code blue, started compression and while pumping on his chest he was passively vomiting (from the compressions we were doing)....I had to suction him, mind you, I can't stand vomit/spit up..
A: When I joined the Coli after seeing the "Men of Coli reveal" thread...I accepted that I was a bit of a pervert...just a bit...
Q. When are you gonna confess that you like me?
A: A lady never tells...
Q. When was the last time that you were pissed off, and what was it about?
A: Pissed off, two weeks ago at work, why? Because I expected more than the person could give, I misread the situation.
Q. How long ago was your last date..and how did it go?
A. My last date was two Fridays ago with this 6'3 dude, no beard smh...it was ok, but we are better as acquaintances, he told me too much too soon...I scare easily..
Q: Since you are an RN, I know you've witnessed some freaky/bizarre/weird/creepy shyt on the job
What was the worse?
The worst was this old Asian dude with a distended abdomen, Code blue, started compression and while pumping on his chest he was passively vomiting (from the compressions we were doing)....I had to suction him, mind you, I can't stand vomit/spit up..
ClassyME
Pro
Q: What would you cook for me and what if I just wanted to stay in on a Friday night with you and watch really nerdy shows?
A:
I thought you'd never ask! 
OF COURSEEE!!
If keenen & Kel threw hands who do you think would win?
A: fukk 'em both. Would've been better if they'd both have a heater on them so they can shoot each other and die in the ER....
Not that I would wish ill on anyone... Just a hypothetical question 
A:
I thought you'd never ask! OF COURSEEE!! If keenen & Kel threw hands who do you think would win?
A: fukk 'em both. Would've been better if they'd both have a heater on them so they can shoot each other and die in the ER....
Not that I would wish ill on anyone... Just a hypothetical question Q: whats going on between u and brooklynzson?
A: nothing. We agreed to part our ways so golden can have him full time
Brookland still my homie tho
A: nothing. We agreed to part our ways so golden can have him full time
Brookland still my homie tho
Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
Q: You're a kind pure soul and I feel like we could make some of the dimiest children the world has ever seen
Did reading that make you smile?
A: Not gonna lie, It did make me smile.
You're so sweet.
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Q: We've been e-friends for quite some time buddy to buddy, how can a man like myself win the heart (and vag) of an innocent kind pure maiden? Step by step instructions please 
A: Honestly, you don't really "need instructions". You're a dime, you're smart and you're funny. That's all you need. You already know how to talk to women so just do what you usually do. Just make sure you show her your educated side before you show her your hoodrat side tho.
We can't have her thinking you're full hoodrat.
Did reading that make you smile?
A: Not gonna lie, It did make me smile.
You're so sweet. --------------------------------------------------------
Q: We've been e-friends for quite some time
buddy to buddy, how can a man like myself win the heart (and vag) of an innocent kind pure maiden? Step by step instructions please A: Honestly, you don't really "need instructions". You're a dime, you're smart and you're funny. That's all you need. You already know how to talk to women so just do what you usually do. Just make sure you show her your educated side before you show her your hoodrat side tho.
We can't have her thinking you're full hoodrat.
Q: Do you think you will ever settle down and could with a Christian woman?
A-if she has good morals and not a ghetto gagg whore..for sure
id try to convert her also
A-if she has good morals and not a ghetto gagg whore..for sure
id try to convert her also
JoelB
All Praise To TMH
Q1. What skill do you wish to master, but do not have the time or patience to?
A1....be able to speak French & Creole better.
Q2. Have you ever had a chapped penis? If you have, what is the quickest way to deal with it?
No homo where applicable.
A2. Stop fukkin with these hoes brehdren
Q3. The S Curl gawd is finally getting married
Which Coli brehs are your groomsman...whos planning your bachelor party?
A3. How many groomsmen do I get
@OG_StankBrefs and @James Carter to watch them nikkas argue all day. @Jutt & @BarNone bc they are probably the most responsible ones out the group, and @iMajor just to watch him try and pick up every redbone/latina at the party.
Q4. Q: Do You believe that 90% of the coli males have a deep disliking for women? Or that they just don't understand the female sex?
A4. I believe many of the outspoken men are heartbroken and still have resentment towards the opposite sex. I feel you can be a non simp ass nikka without having to go to extremes. I think some are insecure and do not respect their own value, so they place any/every woman they encounter on a pedestal or as a way of avoiding rejection they reject the woman first by unjustly putting her down...short answer, I think its just based out of insecurity.
Q5. What is your earliest happy memory?
A5. Peeking in the living room on my bday and watching my family setting up the OG Nintendo...I walked back to my room like
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I gotta stop answering these questions in bunches...I dont even wanna read that shyt
A1....be able to speak French & Creole better.
Q2. Have you ever had a chapped penis? If you have, what is the quickest way to deal with it?
No homo where applicable.
A2. Stop fukkin with these hoes brehdren
3 applications of cocoa butter, with a splash of baby oil. Does the trick
Q3. The S Curl gawd is finally getting married
Which Coli brehs are your groomsman...whos planning your bachelor party?
A3. How many groomsmen do I get
@OG_StankBrefs and @James Carter to watch them nikkas argue all day. @Jutt & @BarNone bc they are probably the most responsible ones out the group, and @iMajor just to watch him try and pick up every redbone/latina at the party.
Q4. Q: Do You believe that 90% of the coli males have a deep disliking for women? Or that they just don't understand the female sex?
A4. I believe many of the outspoken men are heartbroken and still have resentment towards the opposite sex. I feel you can be a non simp ass nikka without having to go to extremes. I think some are insecure and do not respect their own value, so they place any/every woman they encounter on a pedestal or as a way of avoiding rejection they reject the woman first by unjustly putting her down...short answer, I think its just based out of insecurity.
Q5. What is your earliest happy memory?
A5. Peeking in the living room on my bday and watching my family setting up the OG Nintendo...I walked back to my room like
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I gotta stop answering these questions in bunches...I dont even wanna read that shyt
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RandomRN86
Upside down...newds accepted
Q: whats going on between u and brooklynzson?
A: nothing. We agreed to part our ways so golden can have him full time
Brookland still my homie tho
Hes not Goldens....hes playing for a NY team....