I don't wanna corrupt you and your innocent mind. I will have to keep them to myself. 
Q: What if I took you shopping
and picked u up in my Tahoe-
But first, we hit the border and got 4 tacos
Them shyts was in 3D,
so we had to wear some goggles-
And washed them joints down with 2 coke bottles
Then we hit the mall,
I told u "money aint no object
Then we saw yo friends
who were from the worst projects
They ran up and said,
"yo token, run ya pockets"
You tried to reason with'em
But they dont follow logic
Now while this going on, I was talking to a broad
trying to get her and her friend to minaj
Now would we be cool even tho they took yo ends
and if I fukk both broads,
would u be our cameraman?
A: Pick me up in a Tahoe? That's your first mistake of plenty. I'm only riding shotgun to a Beamer, Benz, or Bently. See I do love tacos so I'll give you one more shot. But why hit the border when burrito king is down the block? I see you order 4 tacos and ask "So what you finna eat? Cause I'm smashing all them thangs, Make sure you pay for extra meat." I've stopped giving pop all that extra play but since you bought it for me I'll drink it anyway. If money ain't an object why the hell we at the mall? Let's hit up a dealership and buy your ass a better car. Oh shyt I'm getting robbed? That's really kinda funny. Cause I ain't bring a dime I thought you had all the money. You can smash those new broads whenever you get ready. Cause all you are to me is my sexless sugar daddy
why u being like that? You know i view u as a lil sister---
So we asking lil sisters to film us getting it in with 2 ratchets? Oh ok.
we not related, a lil blood get on you, fukk it you'll live
just get that camera lighting straight Spike Leroy
Q: So I'm considering taking a particular hoodrat out on a date, not even to smash but just to show her some finer things. Truth be told she doesn't really interest me, but I can't resist the urge to flex on people
What are your thoughts on this? Should I do it? Why or why not?
Q: I was at a party with these cacs (28-35ish) talkin about global trade and local business, ended up making a reputable contact, they invited me to a BBQ and to play soccer with them
Shortly after, I find myself mediating a situation involving a drunk degenerate threatening the serenity of a certain lightskinnded green-eyed hoodrat and her children. I end up the victor of our confrontation (if only u couldve witnessed me in my full-hoodrat mode)
Omg I want nothing more than to see you go full hoodrat., but am unable to accept her "reimbursement" because her panties are a forbidden fruit
Is it possible to be classy and ratchet at the same damn time??
What? Please stop now.....don't smash or date either of them. That will probably end in the worst way possible. Seriously. Just start all the way over. Find you a chick with a couple of morals and treat her right Please calm down. You are starting to worry me :s:
