Question for the males....

smokeurobinson

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The doorbell rings and wakes you from your sleep. You open the door and its "future you" 10 years from now. "Future you" looks just like you and has all of your scars so its obviously you. You invite "Future You" in your home. "Future you" looks strong and successful. "Future you" starts explaining how he's a scientist who fell into a time wormhole and came from the future. "Future you" then starts telling u about all the mistakes you will make that you need to avoid in life. "Future you" tells you about how in the future there is a pill that can make your manhood grow up to 10 inches, it prolongs ejaculation for up to 2 hours and makes your woody vibrate like a vibrator. "Future you" explains that if you pop this pill it will give any girl in the current era the best sex they ever had. The average man could make A worn out porn slut like Lisa Ann can feel inexperienced like a virgin with the pop of a pill. You're caught up in the stories and right before "Future you" tells you about your future wife you notice the time on the clock....U explain to "Future you" that you love hearing the stories but you are running late for work and U tell "Future You" he can chill at your spot till you finish work. "Future you" says "dont worry about that job, you'll be the boss within 3 years" You smile at "Future you" before closing the door, "Future you" winks back and says "Go get 'em boss." Hours later you come home and right before you open the door "Future you" walks out in a hurry with sweat on his brow. You say "Hey "Future me' where are you going?" and 'Future you' says..." I have to get back to the future before the wormhole closes" and jumps in the DeLorean and goes back to the future once the meter reads 88 miles. You scratch your head in confusion and proceed to open the door.. You open the door and walk into your apartment.......You see male boxers and female clothes on the floor. You walk in your bedroom and notice your fiance with this wide smile and crazy eyed look on her face and she's staring at you with lust in her eyes.....her hair is messed up.....The bed sheets are covered in p*ssy juice as if someone spilled water all over the bed. You dont see a condom wrapper(meaning he went raw) but u do see on the floor the wrapper for that "future" pill. .. She says to you "Daddy.....make me cum eleven times again "...."Future you" just gave your fiance the best sex she ever had while you were at work, he even put it in her ass and she never let u do that. Your fiance didnt know it was you but wants a round 2 that you cant deliver. The question is, would u get mad??





This is your fiance.




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I ain't even mad. But I assume I must've fukked it up with the fiancee in the future and wanted to go back and get one last taste of that sweet thang.

Besides, 10 years from now, I'll be the one giving myself the
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while beating the brakes off our girl.

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I heard the negs in the future are still red ..."future me" told you me you'll be getting one in about 15 mins.. just giving you a heads up :francis:
 

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I heard the negs in the future are still red ..."future me" told you me you'll be getting one in about 15 mins.. just giving you a heads up :francis:


Kill yourself now if you still saying 'negs' 10 years from now like its some hip slang.
 
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