Quotables from your favorite wrestlers

[Metta World Movement]

Ric Flair to Syxx (X-Pac) - "I've had more world titles than you've had pieces of ass!"

 

[patscorpio]

Jake Roberts to Million Dollar Man - I'm going to make you beg. You're going to get down on your hands and knees. You will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate... that the money you grovel for is your very own. Wallowing in the muck of avarice

Me -

 

[NYChase718]

HBK: " I appreciate your support, Vince McMahon. … But if I needed another dirty, stinky, skanky jock strap in my drawer, well then I’d give you a call"

 

[Alexander The Great]

"the first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring"
Steve Austin

 

[Project Downtime]

"I tell ya what, put her down on her knees where she belongs"
"You look pretty good on your knees, almost looks like a natural position"
-The Rock predicting Chyna's future endeavors

 

[PeripheralSummers]

"I don't make mistakes, I bury em'" - Undertaker .

 

[Hoss]

With blood on his lip and a crazed look on his face, Ric Flair:

FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED! FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED!

 

[BAMBINO]

"So while you'll be in a hospital bed screamin in pain, your wife will be on her back screamin my name" - Scott Steiner to DDP

"Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpé puppy come out here and say he's still the man!" - Scott Steiner to Ric Flair

"You know, I stand here in Las Vegas, Nevada...In the town that never sleeps. But I've been going for 30 days and 30 nights with a freak on my left, a freak on my right, and one in a box. So being in Las Vegas is a night off for me. So I'm just here to tell ya, Big Poppa Pump is in town and he's ready to pound." - Scott Steiner

"Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!" - Scott Steiner

"Well this crap, is unsellable!" (in reference to the Samoa Joe DVD "Unstoppable: The Best of Samoa Joe") - Scott Steiner

"I got the largest arms in the world; you see that Joe? That's a vein. Something you don't have you fat b*stard." - Scott Steiner

Scott Steiner: "You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Joe?"

Lauren: "Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, I mean, you know?"

Steiner: "See, you're one o' those girls that like romance. I'm-a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night, or go home to that fatass Samoa Joe!? See, tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice! Come on, Petey! Let's go!"

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

"Isn't this the prettiest little thing you've ever seen? It was over a year ago I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Samoa Joe and I proclaimed this belt the most important thing to me. Right now, in my hands, as of this day 6/18/05, THIS becomes the most important belt in the world! This belt in the hands of any other man is just a belt, but in my hands it becomes power. Just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone, but in the hands of a dangerous man like myself it becomes a pipe-bomb. These words that I speak spoken but anybody else are just words strung loosely together to form sentences. What I say I mean, and what I mean I say, and they become anthems! You see, if I could be afforded the time here a little bit of a story. There was once an old man, walking home from work. He was walking in the snow, and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake, and he brought it home, and he took care of it, and he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it bit the old man. And as the old man lay there dying he asked the snake, 'Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.' And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, 'You stupid old man. I'm a snake.' The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist...and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat saw some year ago today. No, you see, you don't know anything. You followed me hook-line and sinker, all of you did, and I'm not mad at you...I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me! Everything you see here belongs to me, and I did what I had to do to get my hands on this. Now I am the GREATEST PRO WRESTLER walkin' the Earth today! This is my stage, this is my theater, you are my puppets! When I pulled those marionette strings, and I moved your emotions, and I played with them, and honestly it's 'cause I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand burns and I will not stop...I will not stop until I prove that I am better than you, that I am better than Low Ki, that I am better than AJ Styles! I'm better than Samoa Joe. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here! You don't have to love it, but you better learn to accept it. 'Cause I'm taking this with me, and there's not a single person in that locker room that can stop me!"

"Doubt fukks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfukkwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of dikk Murdoch. This brainbuster is for you."

"Ray Charles died today. There's talk of putting Ronald Reagans big head on ten dollar bills, but I'd much rather reach into my wallet and see a smiling Ray Charles looking back at me. What the hell did Reagan ever do besides fuel a cold war? Stupid republicans. Ray Charles kicked heroins ass, overcame poverty, and even though he was blind, became one of the best piano players in the world. The guy had soul. The fukker even knew when that little black kid was trying to steal a guitar from off his wall in blues brothers! Reagan never did shyt like that. This proves my theory that Ray Charles was really Daredevil. Ben Affleck is a p*ssy. Where's the multi state c-span 24 hour weird mass viewing funeral for a talented musician? Ah fukk it, I've gone off on another tangent."

"Thats a very appropriate color he's wearing. Green."

"All your heroes are dead! I killed them!"

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

"See this vein!?"

*points at vein in bicep*

"That vein is bigger than your whole arm!"

Scott Steiner to Jericho

 

[Alexander The Great]

"He's FAT!"
Scott Steiner on Somoa Joe

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

"Who do you think you're laughin at, huh? Hillbilly Boy, get your ass in this ring!" (to JR)

(watching Umaga kick somebody's ass on his orders) "I dunno about you guys, but this is brutal."

"You look at yourself in the mirror, gaze at your flabby, poorly endowed body, and all you can say is "That's not fair!" Well guess what? LIFE SUCKS, AND THEN YOU DIEEEEEEE!"

"And if you don't win this, you're gonna end up right in the unemployment line with your buddy Scott Hall." (to Kevin Nash)

-Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon

 

[dbp]

"A submission match is not my kinda match. Do I know a whole lot of wrestling holds, HELL NO I DONT!! But I will beat your ass until you do say I quit..."

Stone Cold to Bret Hart

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

That vince line to nash about hall was fukkin raw

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

"The Rock says They didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrell because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends at Madison Square Garden, The Rock said that they kept you at the bottom of the barell because you ABSOULTELY SUCK!

The Rock to Triple H

lol this was acknowledged?