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Ill Lou Malnati

Be Well.
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"Lemme tell you something about Ahmed Johnson, Ahmed Johnson through that thick black skin was a white man DYING to come out. He wanted to be pretty like Shawn Michaels, He wanted to be like Steve Austin, Well lemme tell you something Ahmed Johnson, You couldnt be white if they sandblasted your ass 50 times!"

Faaroq

:what: :laff:
 
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"How the hell we could miss? You come out with your bright ass orange shirt, your bright purple shirt, You coming out here looking like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles!"

The Rock to John Cena

The Rock literally remade Fruity Pebbles a brand name off that one lol
 
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"Im a mean and nasty man, Im the type of guy that would take a garbage can and throw it at your fukking window. Ever since I got this(Shows the title) Things are getting harder for me now, Instead of getting up every morning running 5 miles, Im RUNNING TEN!

Taz
 

CapitalOne

Do You Believe...
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"kane, runnin around doin cartwheels, scarin everyone in the casino, "i won, i won, lets party"

"and then the rock will bring his lips about an inch from yours, step back, look at you take his boot, kick your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush straight up your ass to brush em"

"and make no mistake about it, the rock will take that goofy mask you got on, turn that sumbytch sideways and stick straight up your candy ass"

"fi fy fo fum
uh i forgot my name, my brain went numb, damn i'm dumb"


"shane your role know, know it
triple h your mouth, shut it
vince your llamas anus, lick it
stephanie your dirty panties, wear em"

"stone cold it is genetically impossible to ever like a piece of trash like you. you're a nothing, a nobody, a pee on
it looks a like a big piece of trash and your mom made love and out came your monkey ass"

"your town a joke and you mommas a ho.. don't you get mad goldberg don't get mad, stomp your feet and clap your hands cause your mamma is a big fat ho, dammit"

"benoit when your by yourself with kane, pull your pants down and prove to kane that your not a woman and kane since you wanna find things you go ahead find the penis benoit claims he has"

1, 2, it doesn't matter if the rock counts to 3

"tonight-ah
i am the game-ah
and in this very ring-ah
for the next 20 minutes-ah
i'm going to be talking -ah
and saying absolutely nothing-ah"

"know your role, shut your mouths, take all your boos and stick them straight your maple syrup sucking candy asses"

"im sure before i took this belt from ya, you walked around the house, with ya little pajamas on and you had the belt strapped around your waist and said to your wife " honey, how i look as the world champion?" she probably said that you look like a jackass cause you do"

"get the biggest bottle of calamine lotion, undo the top pour all the lotion out fill it back up with money piss turn it sideways and stick straight up you candy ass"

"bad ass billy gunn? they outha call you dumbass billy gunn"

"look at this guy, he's an idiot he's 7 ft pure idiot put his brains in a parakeet, zing fly backwards"

"you looking at the rock like you're part retarded"

"instead undertaker of taking your eyes and rolling them up in the back of your head, the rock says take your entire 33 pound head turn it backwards like the exorcist, have it roll down your back catch it with both hands and then undertaker the rock says take you own head and proceed to shove directly up your candy ass"
 

Berniewood Hogan

IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
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Gorilla: Oh, a strike to the solarplexus.

Brain: Why do you use words that no one can understand?

Gorilla: It's called having a vocabulary, Bobby. I suggest you try it some time.

*a wrestler gets kicked in the stomach*

Brain: He hit him in the uterus!
 

Busby

Real name no gimmicks..
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"Undertaker, you want my soul? You son of a bytch I want a piece of your ass! :pacspit:"-Stone Cold

"I'll RKO my OWN grandmother if it means that I keep this title...then I'll RKO YOUR grandmother...just to see the look at your face :birdman:"-Randy Orton

David Flair: "What are you doing?.."
Undertaker: "What am I doing? **punches him** I'm KICKING YOUR ASS what do you THINK I'm doing?.."
 

Ill Lou Malnati

Be Well.
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"Im a mean and nasty man, Im the type of guy that would take a garbage can and throw it at your fukking window. Ever since I got this(Shows the title) Things are getting harder for me now, Instead of getting up every morning running 5 miles, Im RUNNING TEN!

Taz

:leon:

[ame=http://youtu.be/dsUXAEzaC3Q]Michael Jackson - Bad - YouTube[/ame]
 

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"Lemme tell you something about Ahmed Johnson, Ahmed Johnson through that thick black skin was a white man DYING to come out. He wanted to be pretty like Shawn Michaels, He wanted to be like Steve Austin, Well lemme tell you something Ahmed Johnson, You couldnt be white if they sandblasted your ass 50 times!"

Faaroq

:mindblown:
 
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