Quotables from your favorite wrestlers

[Notorioushnic]

Someone should sticky it!


Heres one from the philosopher Mike Tyson:

"Listen here, Listen here, While in my match, Im gonna TEAR YOUR INTESTINES OUT and jump rope with it. And thats not all, I'm gonna take my two fingers, dig up your nostrils and I'm gonna RIP YOUR BRAIN OUT, Then I'm gonna put it in the newspaper and SMASH it against a window like silly putty. So you just enjoy yourself and hope I don't see you tonight Ok?

Mike Tyson to Hornswoggle


My face went from to to

 

[OGmittee]

"Do you swallow?"-Carlito

 

[QueensEnglish]

"Heres an analogy for you, I'm Bill Gates and you're that Hobo around the corner holding up a sign saying Will Wrestle for Food"

Edge to Matt Hardy

That's my clear seeing Copeland

 

[So UnThotful]

"Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."

 

[SmarkMero]

JBL - “I ain't Brokeback Mountain! I'm a REAL COWBOY!”

 

[Notorioushnic]

You want to quote famous athletes well I got a quote for you and it goes like this.. Winning is about heart... You just have to have it in the right place. The man that said that quote was Lance Armstrong, He was FULL OF CRAP and So are YOU

The Rock to John Cena... OWNED

 

[HollywoodP]

"Michael Cole the Rock says...know your role and shut your mouth! Nice shirt...25 cents..."
(The Rock To Michael Cole)

"Well BROTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHERRRRRR...take heed to what Macho Man said. Behind you there may be one or there may be many waiting to stick a knife in your back. You don't have to worry bout me...i'll shoot you right between the eyes"
(Kevin Nash to Hogan)

"Put it back on"
(Nash to Rey Mysterio after beating him for his Mask)

Nash: I went out in front of 29,000 people in Madison Square Garden...and defeated him in a record 8 seconds
Alex Shelley: Does the Garden even hold 29,000 people?
Nash: ....well it did that night.

"I'm the World...Heavyweight...Champion. Now for alot of you people out there...thats a real hard nut to swallow. Alot of you don't like that. You don't like the PRESTIIIIGE THAT I HAVE IN LIFE! YOU DONT LIKE THE NOTORIETY. YOU DETEST THE FACT THAT I HAVE MORE CARS THAN MOST OF YOU HAVE FRIENDS. I gotta big HOUSE. ON THE BIG SIDE OF TOWN. I GOT LIFE PRETTY MUCH THE WAY I WANT IT...you understand that? You know why? Because... hehe...i'm the champ. hehe"
-Ric Flair

"Do you know what its like to walk inside your home...and your wife says 'what is burning?' AND ITS ME! I need to introduce you to my life. And for those of you out there who find it hard to believe that I could receive holy matrimony...I can only say to you...TURN OFF YOUR DAMN TV SET! Watch another wrestling program, because i am dealing with reality. Or real life Undertaker. Where my children wake up to gunfire. Or where white trash bombard my house with rocks and say 'DIE MANKIND DIE'. When my 3 year old girl says to me, 'keep me safe daddy...keep me safe'. I look into her beautiful little eyes and say 'I CAN'T DO THAT! Cause daddys on the road 300 nights every year, working on his 17th concussion. Being spit on by vile scum in Undertaker Tshirts. Wrestling main events for half the money that pumped up pretty boys make in the opening match'. You ask me for excuses...I have none. When your Mankind you only need reasons"
(Mankind to JR when asked why he burned The Undertaker)

"When Oswald shot Kennedy...he was insane
but still we watched reruns a-gain and a-gain
We all stayed glue while the killer takes aim
MA THERE GOES PIECES OF THE PRESIDENTS BRAIN!!!"
(Mankind...same interview)

Also my sig

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

Best I can tell, theres good news, and there's some bad news. The good news is, this match is NOT for my coveted European Championship. That will stay around the waist of the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. *whew* [wipes brow]

Now, the bad news:

Fifteen foot high steel cage. No way in, no way out -- well there is one way: through a locked door. Once I get in, once The Undertaker gets in, it'll be locked behind me. Troops -[gestures to DX]- Think I'm gonna have to go this one alone.

If it weren't for my wonderful athletic ability, the fact that I'm tougher than nails, the fact that I'm the MAN here in the World Wrestling Federation... The fact that I'm the Showstopper, the headliner, the main event...is the only thing that's going to get me through this. That, and the fact that I'm the most tenacious man in the World Wrestling Federation, and the fact of the matter is, AIN'T NOBODY, CRAZY ENOUGH, to do this gig, 'cept for the Heartbreak Kid. So I'm gonna go out there and show you why I am THE number one guy in this business today.

[proceeds to ring, delivers flawless 6 star clinic]

 

[DaylitoJames]

Hulk Hogan to Garrett Bischoff: "You'se a bytch just like your daddy's a bytch!"

 

[Morrison17]

Some are born to sweet delight,: Some are born to endless night.
The Guru of Greatness

Your mother sucks
Scott Steiner

Once you go Bryan there is no point in tryin'
DB

If you ride with Aces & 8s you nevah walk alone
Twittah Machine

Greatness has name and it's not Hawk Hogan
Best Brisco

 

[Morrison17]

best ever

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Do you know what my New Year's resolution is going to be? To wake up a half an hour earlier so I can hate you more

 

[Notorioushnic]

Jay Lethal: Wait.. cause I'm black?!
Nash: YES.
Jay:

 

[Notorioushnic]

You had to put a warning label on your cd because you're nothing but a FOUL MOUTHED THUG"

JBL To John Cena(when he was Thuganomics)

 

[The Dogg]

VKM: Austin, you must be highly impressed with what you just seen.

Austin: I ain't impressed with a damn thing! Because Billy Gunn just finished a brutal match, and Ken Shamrock went out and took advantage of it! I wanna know what the hell is so impressive about that! (King: Right!) What the thing is with Ken Shamrock is, he donesn't even belong here, because the WWF is Stone Cold's place. All he did, was get into a couple of street fights, and someone had a video camera (as he does the Hollywood Blondes rolling camera taunt), filmed him, and now all of a sudden he's a big star! HE'S OVERRATED AND HE'S A BIG PIECE OF TRASH! All he's gotta do is call the match like he sees it. If he sticks his nose in, I'll punch his lights out!