Cut my music.
The days of SOHH are over. Kash has come to The Coli to solidify that he truly is the greatest and most valued talent currently on the wrestling-board market. I am challenging the current champion, Johnny Whatshisname, for a title-match. People here at the coli have been denied a great champ for too long due to backstage politics and bad booking. I am here to give back to the community, to contribute to history and to kick some ass.
Johnny, when I lift you up in the moneymaker, you will know that you're not a real man, you're just a little boy! After the 1-2-3, your mommy will be running to the ring, crying that her son will need spinal fusion. The only sport event you will ever be in from that moment on, is the paralympics. Kurt Angle may have won a gold medal with a broken neck, but all you will get is a pink slip.
So give me that title-shot, 'cause I want the gold. And when I get the gold, everyone will know that:
KASH IS MONEY