Super Ramon
Banned
nikka better call Russel Simmons
Dubai is SEEN as some rich, free, wonderful, vacation destination.... Man they still a Muslim country with Muslim law... You fukk up out there, and you might not see daylight again... I remember they found some weed in future's DJ's bag.... Well first he got in trouble for having a camera out at the airport... Really think how many people take pics at the airport, of the airport, the planes, on the plane.... Nope.... Can't even do that
They find the weed and bro says:
They take me to a police station. No English is going down at this point. When they arrest me at the airport, nobody speaks English. They say, "Grab some extra clothes because you're gonna be here for a couple of days." So I was like, "A couple of days? I thought y'all was takin' me home right now!" Then they take me to the jail cell and I never came back out.
One of the guys who could speak a little bit of English, he was saying, "U.S. Embassy, call the U.S. Embassy." But I don't know how to get my U.S. Embassy's number, how to get a calling card to call them, what kind of money they use. I don't know nothing. I'm just in here.
The next day you go see a prosecutor. There's no rights. When they arrest you, they don't have to say you have a right to this, you have a right to an attorney, you have a right to remain silent. There's no judge, no jury. They assign you to a prosecutor, and the prosecutor can just do what he wants with you. They don't have to tell you anything. They don't even have to explain what the charge is.
So they give you this paper that tells you in seven days you gotta go to court, but then you only get to say one word. They ask you, did you bring a drug into this country? You don't get to explain. You just get to say yes or no, and you have to say yes because if you say no, then there's a whole 'nother case going on. So you say yes, and then they give you another paper for 14 days. Then you get thrown in Dubai jail. I don't care what you did, how minor it was, you can't do anything for the first 21 days, no matter what.
Tuesday the Embassy comes. Two people show up, and—first of all, I almost broke down because I'm just happy I see an American that's talking English. I'm sitting there like, "You guys came to get me right? So, what's the fastest I can get out of here?" And I'm thinking they're gonna tell me, like, now. But then they're like, "Well, with cases like this it's probably gonna take eight weeks."
I'm like, Hold up. Eight weeks? You can't tell me nothing better than this?! I think I blacked out. My whole body went numb and I was just thinking my life is gonna be over. There's no way I can survive eight weeks in here, mentally. I cuss out both people from the U.S. Embassy, and then I walked back devastated 'cause that's when it hit me—I'm not getting out of here. Every night I was having dreams that I was doing something else, then I would wake up back in jail. Waking up used to be the worse.
To make a long story short, the warden blessed me. I couldn't even get the U.S. Embassy to call the prosecutor!
The warden said, "Gimme 10 minutes and I'll let you know." He called me and was like, "Hey I just talked to your prosecutor, I think you might be going home in a week." I just gave him this big ass hug. And the inmates, they not even used to seeing that. That can't see an inmate giving the warden a hug. I called my mom and I was like, "Mom, I think I might have good news. The warden just did me a whole favor." And she was like, "I knew it! I knew it! Everybody been praying." We'd been on an up and down roller coaster—I was supposed to be there for Thanksgiving, and then we thought I was gonna be there for Christmas.
fukk DUBAI... sometimes we don't realize how good we have it here with our freedom... Imagine you can't even kiss your wife in public out there... Imagine you can't even book a hotel with a woman if it's not your wife.... Imagine a liquor free country and designated drinking areas.... but they rich, so lets go.... fukk THAT
:timmyimout::timmyimout::timmyimout::timmyimout::timmyimout:Legend
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if he was really serious about getting out of the country.....
why not just WALK into mexico.....
theres no wall along most of the border.....people walk across there everyday
LoLthis isn't how innocent people move.
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Fukkery overload.
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nikka better call Russel Simmons
this might just be the hail mary R Kelly need to avoid serious jail time, you know his lawyer gonna try to get those tapes thrown out as evidence now.
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