R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years

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You a fool if you think somebody gon touch R Kelly in prison. You underestimate how much black ppl revere our entertainers.

Plenty of brothas in lockup who would love the chance to be cool with a celeb, even a disgraced one. Robert is in there regaling them with tales of his past life. He probably got brothas in there ready to kill for him just on the strength of how he hit that one note in "I'm the greatest" (you know which note I'm talking about.)
In the feds they ask for paperwork...

Most places they see the paperwork and anything sexual or chomo they tell them dudes to check in...meaning Rob probably gonna be in solitary his whole sentence..similar to the south park mexican.
 

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Gif probably the funniest thing this clown ever done.
 

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If ppl in jail even believe he did it. R Kelly got mind control over nikkas.

If he had released Chocolate Factory part 2 at the height of #metoo, he never even would have been prosecuted.

Boondocks told y'all.
He got convicted fam. Again, prison culture is different. Imagine doing life, no parole, and you can't see your daughter like you want to, and you can't be the father that you want to. The way these cats look at sex abusers is different, breh. "You want to do what?!! You're telling me I can't be with my wife or my daughter, and you're out there in the free world doing what?!! Oh fukk no."

A lot of prison gangs too have hard rules on this shyt. If someone's paperwork comes back with ChoMo charges on it, immediately if they don't get smoked, you get smoked. If your cellmate is a ChoMo and you don't stab 'em, then you're on the chopping block.

This is just a wildly uniformed take.

And BTW no one is prison believes anyone in there is innocent. All the inmates assume all the other inmates are guilty.
 

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Some of y'all who still defending or tryna lighten this shyt for Kells should read the case and charges. It's really bad... Way worse than I thought at first. And I was a huge fan of his music. Those poor black girls man :mjcry:
It's awful. He did some heinous ass shyt and deserves every year he got. It's fukking disgusting to see people defending this creepy fukking pedophile.
 

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In the feds they ask for paperwork...

Most places they see the paperwork and anything sexual or chomo they tell them dudes to check in...meaning Rob probably gonna be in solitary his whole sentence..similar to the south park mexican.
Exactly. You know how it is.

Yeah, he's going into the SHU. PC for his sentence. He's not gonna see general population, and he's gonna suffer in solitary confinement for the duration of his sentence.
 

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