Ran Into A Samoan Brick Wall

[Bless't]

Played football with Samoans and Tongans in Cali.

They do indeed hit hard.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I ain’t scared of nobody on this planet but Tongan/Samoan nikkas
If you fight one, not only are you fighting a nikka that won’t stop coming until one of you is either knocked out or dead
You got to fight the whole gotdamn me family
Dated a Samoan chick, she was mad cool but her family fukked that up for us
Tracy is missed sometimes

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Knocked the uce’s kufi off

 

[Heimdall]

Always wanted to get pounded by a THICC Somoan chick.

I’m talking a Moana mother looking ass chick.

 

[patscorpio]

damn..

 

[IIVI]

The fact both of them stood back on their feet is absolutely wild.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

hell naw. You gotta shoot his big ass

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I used to mess with this slim thick Tongan.

She was never allowed to get on top of me though. I wasn’t trying to have a Prince Yahshua moment.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Played football with Samoans and Tongans in Cali.

They do indeed hit hard.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

Why are they built like this

What’s the reason for them to be so damn big

Scientists theorise it has something to do with their long boat trips in the South Pacific on their outrigger canoe in the past. Polynesians are an offshoot of Austronesians and they migrated out of Taiwan (Look up the Taiwanese Aboriginals) ~5000 years ago. The Austronesians migrated to Maritime Southeast Asia (and later to Madagascar). However, the Polynesians migrated further into the South Pacific and picked up Melanesians on the way (on average, genetically Polynesians are about 70-80% East Asian and 20-30% Melanesian. Their Mt-DNA/Maternal Genetic lineage is ~95% East Asian and ~5% Melanesian and their Y-DNA/Paternal Genetic lineage is ~50% East Asian and ~50% Melanesian).
Their boat trips in the South Pacific were long and arduous. Rowing requires a lot of physical strength and stamina. It also meant that the travellers could go days without eating. Those who could retain fat and muscle longer, more than likely survived the trips across the Pacific Ocean and thus passed on their genes to the next generation. Also, Polynesians have always retained a warlike culture, where big, strong warriors get the ladies.

 

[IIVI]

Like Power Slap, it’s becoming its own thing and these videos are starting to do numbers. Seeing a lot more highlights on the timeline.

Power Slap League and Run It League just keep it simple. Terrific for the dopamine generation

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Polynesian dudes are the embodiment of, "nothing that big should move that fast".

Getting real time physics lessons. F=ma and KE=1/2 mv2