Random ass jobs you wanted as a child

[Sad Bunny]

I used to want to become a paleontologist so bad

 

[-G$-]

i gotta admit it, you're ability to even find the gayest pictures to go along w your threads is pretty impressive breh

 

[Exiled Martian]

Ain't gonna lie... as a lil kid (aged 8-11) I had that fantasy job & car in mind, thought that would slowly take shape as I got older....but I had to snap outta that thought pattern real quick as soon as I got my first job at age 14 selling Christmas type Lord of the Ring figurines & bootlegged fake Avirex winter coats.....(weird product combo but thats what the chinaman supplied me at the time)....Fo me I used to want to become a Pilot....get my on in the cockpit. I still do....but lets just leave it at that

p.s: Your thread just reminded me of Cams lyrics from 'Crime Pays' about little kids that aspire to have crazy stuff talking that goo goo gaa gaa due to naivety

BIRD CAGE! That's what it's gonna be
3rd grade Mr. Massey asked us what we wanna be
Jeff said a lifeguard, Bobby said a firefighter
Jeff gonna have a Porsche and Bobby said he'll have a Spyder
David said police, Wanda said she wished to dance
They gonna get married, have a big crib in France
I started actin up, wait a minute back it up
This ain't math class but this shyt ain't adding up
Then Mr. Massey looked and that's when the teacher asked
"You got a problem Cam" Yeah, I should teach this class
Maybe I'll reach they ass,
Tell em they don't need to have degrees in math
Know your credit, debit, plus receipts for cash
A few geeks had laughed, I told the dude stop your wishin
You won't have a pot to piss in with that damn job you gettin
Call Cam a gift, they wasn't understanding this
Damn I'm rich, a drug dealer turned out philanthropist

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i used to wanna be a scientist when i was like in the 3rd grade

 

[beenz]

when I was a little kid, I always told EVERYONE I wanted to be a garbage man. I dunno why even I think I just thought the truck was cool.

everyone thought it was funny, but actually that is a very attainable goal. little did I know then, that if I took that career path, I'd probably be banking some serious bread working for the city.

oh well.


in high school, EVERYONE wanted to work at foot locker. the cats that worked there always wore their uniform to school if they had to work after school. i thought it would be a clean way to come upon some gym shoes.

never worked, there, ended up working at a grocery store bagging groceries instead.

 

[Ziggiy]

I thought I was going to move to Angel Grove and be a Power Ranger...

 

[malbaker86]

 

[malbaker86]

when I was a little kid, I always told EVERYONE I wanted to be a garbage man. I dunno why even I think I just thought the truck was cool.

everyone thought it was funny, but actually that is a very attainable goal. little did I know then, that if I took that career path, I'd probably be banking some serious bread working for the city.

oh well.

same here bruh. IDK why either, shyt just use to look fun

 

[Sad Bunny]

i gotta admit it, you're ability to even find the gayest pictures to go along w your threads is pretty impressive breh

how is that photo gay?

 

[86\*/98]

I used to want to be an astronomer. Now I just go up to the roof with weed and or liquor to gaze at the stars every now and then.

 

[tater]

I wanted to be an astronaut. I really wanted to go to space camp too, but we couldn't afford it

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Either paleontologist, Mortician, Storm Chaser, or a cartoonist.

 

[Versa]

I wanted to be a doctor.

 

[RealAssanova]

Commercial airline pilot. Still have the flame burning within and I'm bout 2 licenses (commercial and airline transport) away from achieving just that.

1500 hours though

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Marine Biologist... almost decided to major in it in college, but I wasn't close to anybodies water LOL

Decided to major in Chemical Engineering instead.