Random ass jobs you wanted as a child

[Cee2]

Marine Biologist... almost decided to major in it in college, but I wasn't close to anybodies water LOL

Decided to major in Chemical Engineering instead.

this is literally me

 

[Kuuuuush]

For some reason I wanted to be a toll booth collector

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

ITT: Most people enter pretty cool jobs that are very common for little kids to want and miss the point of "random."

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

*****snorts 30seconds***

The person who put baby oil on dominique simone

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

For some reason I wanted to be a toll booth collector

See this? This is random.

 

[HoloGraphic]

when I was a little kid, I always told EVERYONE I wanted to be a garbage man. I dunno why even I think I just thought the truck was cool.

everyone thought it was funny, but actually that is a very attainable goal. little did I know then, that if I took that career path, I'd probably be banking some serious bread working for the city.

oh well.


in high school, EVERYONE wanted to work at foot locker. the cats that worked there always wore their uniform to school if they had to work after school. i thought it would be a clean way to come upon some gym shoes.

never worked, there, ended up working at a grocery store bagging groceries instead.

Lulz




I wanted to be a pilot.

 

[King Crimson]

I used to want to become a paleontologist so bad

This.
I also wanted to be a cab driver.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Either paleontologist, Mortician, Storm Chaser, or a cartoonist.

Same

I cried in 3rd grade when they chose this Chinese kid to be our group's cartoonist instead of me

 

[Nintendough]

Pro Wrestler
Male Stripper
Boxer
Pro Skateboarder
Cab Driver

 

[Sad Bunny]

For some reason I wanted to be a toll booth collector

 

[StLady]

when I was little I wanted to be a Transformer, a fire fighter, and a preacher!! I was a weird kid

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I wanted to be a grown Encyclopedia Brown

 

[jdashmaj]

I wanted to be a Decepticon

 

[JBoy]

School bus drivers, I thought school buses were the coolest damn vehicles ever (I still have a mild fascination with them)

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Veterinarian so I could put dogs down (didn't like dogs)
Car salesman, still would like that job