Random shyt you do at the grocery store

[Clayton Endicott]

If the floors are tiled, I'll walk through the store like a bishop chess piece. Only going diagonally

Me and my brother used to play the hot lava game with the floor tiles until moms would be like "Bring y'all asses on !"

 

[thatdude954]

 

[Panther]

I steal meat well not steal I get a discount at winn dixie I grab produce bags and put packs of meat in them and ring them up as fruit or veggies.

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

I pretend to be very selective when picking which avocados to buy even though I have no clue what constitutes a good avocado.

I tend to act 'healthy' when demonstrators offer me samples of fatty shyt even though I be wanting it.

 

[lucky lefty]

Eat the booty...duh...fukk else u gon do?

 

[Clayton Endicott]

@Ol' Otis what's with this ban shyt

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

When I was young I would zip up my coat run then slide on the floor when no one was around.Now I just walk around talking to myself trynna figure out which is the cheapest shyt I can get

 

[Ol’Otis]

@Ol' Otis what's with this ban shyt

It's only temp breh

 

[Ol’Otis]

@Ol' Otis what's with this ban shyt

It's only temp

 

[mannyrs13]

Buy shyt I never intended on getting when I left the house

I do this when I'm hungry or feel like experimenting with something new. Be picking out new items just to try them.

 

[mannyrs13]

Buy shyt I never intended on getting when I left the house

I do this when I'm hungry or feel like experimenting with something new. Be picking out new items just to try them.

 

[Self_Born7]

go to publix,,, they have top notch broads... sundress and pretty toes galore..

 

[:-)]

Go to the Starbucks to smell the coffee

Go to the luxury food ideas and look at how good they look even though I can't afford it ................until my sister's Christmas Eve party comes around

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I'd try to avoid hitting the back of my ma's ankles with the buggy...


YaThreadFloppedB!'s Ma: *stops abruptly looking at produce section*

YaThreadFloppedB!: *crashes cart into Ma's ankle*

YaThreadFloppedB!'s Ma: "watch where you going"

YaThreadFloppedB!: "sorry"

YaThreadFloppedB!'s Brother:

 

[Ol’Otis]

I'd try to avoid hitting the back of my ma's ankles with the buggy...


YaThreadFloppedB!'s Ma: *stops abruptly looking at produce section*

YaThreadFloppedB!: *crashes cart into Ma's ankle*

YaThreadFloppedB!'s Ma: "watch where you going"

YaThreadFloppedB!: "sorry"

YaThreadFloppedB!'s Brother:

i used to do the same thing
skin came off one time