doesn't even have to be YOUR story, just random simping you've seen
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at recess back in 6th grade, this lonely kid calvin walks up to some average chick he thirsted for and said he'd give her 5$ for a kiss on the lips. she tried to bargain with him saying $5 for a kiss on the cheek instead. he persisted it must be on the lips and upped it to $10 if she did it. by now a lil crowd was forming around them. she was thinking about it like 'ummmmmmmm..how bout $20?!'
he politely caved in and pulled out a crumpled $20 from his pocket with a sour look on his face
they kissed for like 3 seconds, no tongue, just the most awkward lip to lip contact you've ever seen as about 20 people stood around and watched. homie had his eyes open the whole time with this expression
after she hustled him for a cool $20 she dipped with her friends laughing, saying what a loser that guy was, and the poor homie calvin sat on a curb with his head in his palm like
'twas the saddest shyt i've ever seen
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at recess back in 6th grade, this lonely kid calvin walks up to some average chick he thirsted for and said he'd give her 5$ for a kiss on the lips. she tried to bargain with him saying $5 for a kiss on the cheek instead. he persisted it must be on the lips and upped it to $10 if she did it. by now a lil crowd was forming around them. she was thinking about it like 'ummmmmmmm..how bout $20?!'
he politely caved in and pulled out a crumpled $20 from his pocket with a sour look on his face
they kissed for like 3 seconds, no tongue, just the most awkward lip to lip contact you've ever seen as about 20 people stood around and watched. homie had his eyes open the whole time with this expression
after she hustled him for a cool $20 she dipped with her friends laughing, saying what a loser that guy was, and the poor homie calvin sat on a curb with his head in his palm like
'twas the saddest shyt i've ever seen
