Ride a Segway 


Threesome with a woman and a treh

Did you hurt yourself?Ride a Segway![]()

Leg broken in 2 places with a plate and 10 screws forever in my legDid you hurt yourself?![]()
Ethiopian food

I do not. I think it's gross.You don’t like eating mush with your hands and moist tortilla bread?![]()
Breh. I totally smashed my fibula and tibia doing some stupid ish. I now have 10 screws in my knee and can predict the weather with it.Leg broken in 2 places with a plate and 10 screws forever in my leg
All because I was doing WAY too much on it. It was my wife’s (then girlfriend) bday weekend and I got us a Segway tour around the Mall…broke it on the gravel down there by the Capitol right after tour guide said “guys, go slow and in a single file line when we get down here on the gravel.” Nah, I was tryin to do the most lmbo…