Rant: Horse dikk nikkaz enter (no homo)

The5thLetter

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what's the biggest dikk u can take?
 

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Nah the worst is when you gotta take a shyt but your dikk hanging in the water.

Or your shyt rock hard and won’t fit in the toilet so you gotta take it out while you shyt, BUT you gotta piss bad as hell too so you gotta stand up a little bit, point it down and piss while hoping the shyt don’t come out.

:manny:

sounds like u were trying to put ur penis in the shytty water :patrice:
 

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sounds like u were trying to put ur penis in the shytty water :patrice:

Nah I’m talking before you shyt, right when you sit down trying to get shyt situated.

And when it’s rock hard it’s not pointing at the water, it hits right under the lip of the toilet seat and presses up against the inside of the toilet.

That’s nasty and hurts like shyt.
 
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