Rap lines that don't make sense/you never understood

[Shadow]

line still doesn't make sense


Every b!tch don't move with Uhaul

 

[Rollie Forbes]

"bytch from Chicago, I call her Young Cutler" - Young Thug

Why would you call a bytch you're fukking Jay Cutler?

If he'd wear a dress, Young Thug would probably bone Jay Cutler.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I heard that theory as well. Like The son would make her gain weight while she's pregnant and then its Oprah who is always losing and gaining weight so after the baby arrives she'll lose the weight but gain it right back cuz thats what babies do to a womans body but again its Oprah who's always losing and gaining weight so the baby will force her weight to move around.

On a sidenote, I would love to get Oprah pregnant, brehs. Those child support checks...

 

[Rollie Forbes]

160 swiftly, wreck it buy a new one
Ya crew run run run, ya crew run run


The fukk did the bold have to do with showing Millionaire shyt

Biggie just flipped the chorus of an old 70's song by The Crystals called "Da Doo Ron Ron".

 

[get these nets]

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
Then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shyt was deep)

If this wasn't answered already..Canibus is challenging the notion that the earth's surface is 3/4 water......it's about the displacement of water.
remove everything out of the ocean......earth surface isn't 75% covered by water


Let's say you have a gallon container filled to top with water with 35 goldfish inside. Take out the fish, it's clear that you don't have a full gallon of water .




one of his better lines

 

[get these nets]

I'm getting five in the source - Rampage the Last Boy Scout

5 mics was perfect album review rating in the source magazine....he's gonna get 5

 

[get these nets]

Move weight like Oprah's son is a clever line....oprah and weight gain reference AND......I'm moving coke like I have a billionaire parent.

jay z used similar wordplay at the end of song with pusha t...."damn daniel"" fbi coming out of the WHITE VANS"

 

[Peak]

5 mics was perfect album review rating in the source magazine....he's gonna get 5

He was never gonna get 5

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

"i move the weight like i'm Oprahs son" - Jay Z



I've heard many theories and none of them make sense.

Like Im Oprah, son


Really?

 

[One]

"and i was already on fish and spaghetti" G-Dep

What in the fukk? Is that an east coast thing?

Fish and spaghetti is a unique combination to you?

 

[KnickstapeCity]

"Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide"

:philjacksonlol: Niceeee.



fukking Fagolous with his ABC nursery rhyming.

Exactly...him and @KnickstapeCity are dumbasses who were probably babies when that song was hot.

fukk you, fakkit.

 

[kwazzy100]

"Chill God, yo the Son don't chill Allah
What's today's mathematic Son? Knowledge God"

Catchy af tho

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

"If rap was B-Ball I'd have assist like James Worthy" - Redman

I mean unless Redman is saying he sucks at giving assists this doesn't make much sense lol since James Worthy averaged like 3 assist a game

James worthy had a triple double in a game 7 of the NBa Finals breh

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Slim doo doo makers stuffed in our pajamas - U God

My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics a 12 song LP that's 36 mics - Redman

Enter the 36 chambers



36 mics

Not hard to put it together

 

[Payso Dinero]

"nikka I'm savvy, I look more Cuban than Maverick, the metal, the tube or the handle" - Isaiah Rashad


And don't come at me with no Mark cuban is the owner of the Mavericks bullshyt cuz the words "cuban" and "maverick" within the context he's using it in doesn't make any sense