
I did it JUUUUUUUUUUUUUST once in a pair of Cordurroy and was going to wear it to school. I was a latchkey kid and needed to catch the bus.
I was 40 minutes late for school cause I walked the whole way. School was frantic, calling my moms job. Later in the day I get home.

"Boy, why the hell were you late? What were you doing?"
She assumed I went to the Arcade.
"

I had to change my pants."

" You shyt on yoself, boy?"
"No, I looked stupid.

"

"What?"
"Watch."
I wen't and changed into my purple corduroy pants

.....

....."You know you still in trouble right?"

She didn't punish me, but she kept an eye on me for a few weeks after.
A couple days later I was listening to their tape and this song came on
Moms and I was dying. I stopped following stupid trends shortly after I had to run home because some kids wanted to jump me for my Jordans.
@Orbital-Fetus fukk you

I was typing all this shyt out.