Rappers Whose Names Wouldn't Work Today

[Seoul Gleou]

D-Shot

Big L

Cool Nutz

BJ The Chicago Kid

DJ EZ Dicc

 

[Estarossa]

Aka Big Head “Da Dome Doctor”…

 

[ScoopNScore]

i'm surprised nobody said ol' dirty b*stard yet

Dirt McGirt is timeless, no slang today turned it corny or

Big L

Came here just to say this headlines would write themselves if he was caught in 4k doing some dumb shytin 2025

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I was yesterday years old when I found out cheeks is partially his real name

 

[Canada Goose]

Uncle Murda. Then again maybe not, he's more musically relevant today than he was back in the 2000s



Uncle Murda just seems like a stupid rap name, for one it ages you and having "uncle" in your rap name makes you seem old. Having murda in your name just seems to limit your career.

 

[Vandelay]

Brotha Lynch Hung

 

[PHamm]

Tity Boi

 

[AquaCityBoy]

CunninLynguists

 

[Neuromancer]

I knew Mr. Cheeks would be number 1. I'm surprised Freaky TY wasn't mentioned.

 

[NormanConnors]

Dude has one of the best IG pages, always putting cats on notice

 

[Low End Derrick]

Bossman DLow

 

[Doobie Doo]

Bossman DLow

He's a Bossman

But sometimes he wants to be submissive

 

[nahnah]