Dudes above 5'7 calling themselves "lil"

Dudes over 30 calling themselves "young"
Caucasian dudes naming themselves "black"
Dudes under 6 foot and weighing Less than 180lbs calling themselves "big"
Dudes who don't get p*ssy calling themselves "Mack"
Suburb dudes with "G" in their name
dudes with the title DJ who only hustle mixtapes
Bull dykes naming themselves "lady"
Dudes naming themselves after Infants
Crew with less than 4 people being called Mobbs
Dudes who are afraid of dead bodies calling themselves "mortician"