Rashard Mendenhall proposes an all black vs all white pro bowl and hilarity ensues

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You gotta catch up to modern basketball breh (no offense). Basically 2 of the top 5 MVP candidates rn are white (European, but white).

Team would prolly be something like Herro-Luka-Markannen/Franz-Chet-Jokic. Definitely a lineup that's gonna put in some work offensively
The whites still would have issues defensively and explosively

But they got a better chance in basket than football
 

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Bro the "Racist Bowl" :pachaha: :pachaha:

Can't overlook the trenches though. Those Colts, Patriots, etc. OL's were legit.

That said, Larry Allen would stop most edges and prime Von Miller and Reggie White on the same DL :wow:
 

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There can't be a game played because there are no white CB's. They have no one to line up. Football can't be played with just a D line and linebackers so they'd have to forfeit.

I don't even know how anyone would entertain the thought. They don't have DB's and are too thin at the skill positions to have subs.

After CMC who else? Meanwhile we could play Henry, Saquan, Taylor, Ekeler, Bijan, etc.

After Kupp who else? Meanwhile we got JJ, Tyreek, Chase, AJ, etc. We could field multiple teams while they'd be stretched thin trying to put 1 together.
I feel like you could play only linebackers and d linemen but you would have to blitz every play and hope the linebackers know how to press
 

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Dude must have CTE cause you can’t be one of the most mediocre Steelers Rb ever and make this statement
That ghatdam fumble in the Super Bowl:mjcry:

Overall Rashard was not bad. He was never truly the same after Ray Lewis put that hit on him.
 

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This dude is literally married to a white woman. :dead:

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Oh shyt :dead:
 

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Offense:

  • QBs: Joe Burrow and Josh Allen
  • RB: Christian McCaffrey
  • OL: Jason Kelce, Ryan Kelly, Zach Martin, Chris Lindstrom, Quentin Nelson, Lane Johnson, and Colton Miller.
  • WRs: Cooper Kupp, Adam Thielen, Puka Nacua, or Travis Kelce as WR3
  • TEs: Travis Kelce, T.J. Hockenson, George Kittle, Sam LaPorta and Jake Ferguson.
Defense:

  • DL: T.J. Watt, Nick Bosa, Joey Bosa and Maxx Crosby.
  • Linebackers: Matt Milano, Logan Wilson, and Alex Singleton.
  • Safeties: Harrison Smith and Christian McCaffrey.
  • CBs: Riley Moss and Cooper DeJean from Iowa.
:francis: McCaffrey has to play both ways
 

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Offense:

  • QBs: Joe Burrow and Josh Allen
  • RB: Christian McCaffrey
  • OL: Jason Kelce, Ryan Kelly, Zach Martin, Chris Lindstrom, Quentin Nelson, Lane Johnson, and Colton Miller.
  • WRs: Cooper Kupp, Adam Thielen, Puka Nacua, or Travis Kelce as WR3
  • TEs: Travis Kelce, T.J. Hockenson, George Kittle, Sam LaPorta and Jake Ferguson.
Defense:

  • DL: T.J. Watt, Nick Bosa, Joey Bosa and Maxx Crosby.
  • Linebackers: Matt Milano, Logan Wilson, and Alex Singleton.
  • Safeties: Harrison Smith and Christian McCaffrey.
  • CBs: Riley Moss and Cooper DeJean from Iowa.
:francis: McCaffrey has to play both ways


Nah, Puka is with us. Anyone who is an islander or Somoan is on the black squad.
 

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This matchup might be closer than it seems :patrice:

There are zero white CBs. So they would get destroyed
Cooper DeJean is on his way, don't you worry. Eric Weddle still in the league? I know he's a safety but he can cover man.
 
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