Rate my pickup line

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?

Baby call me cereal, because when your done with me all you go is this white juice left

 

[no.]

0/10

 

[shmoney]

0/10

are you from tennessee?

Spoiler

cus youre the only ten i see

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?

Any call me recliner because I want those legs up

 

[mortuus est]

ace, got two eagles like laura and i keep em lowkey like zara

 

[Captain Crunch]

GOAT

 

[shmoney]

@honestly?

Any call me recliner because I want those legs up

dont worry she will reply soon. its just her poverty internet connection in third world brazil is trash.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?

Baby if you were mashed potatoes I'd taste your lumps

 

[Mac Tyson]

@Raedawn07 are you from Tennessee
































Cuz I wanna eat ur ass

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?
Baby I'm like coffee, I might leave a couple stains on ya

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?
Baby I'm like a weighted bar, after a few tugs/pulls I get harder for ya

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?

Baby I'm like a movie theater because when it gets dark I got something to show ya

 

[Mac Tyson]

@Elle Driver r u from Boston

Cuz imma be "boston" a lot a nuts in ya

 

[shmoney]

@BlackieRobinson read the comments on my profile.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?
Are you from canada
Because I'd like a canada (can of dat) ass