Rate my spectacular pick up line

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?
Baby if you were Peyton manning, you would give me quick release lol

 

[observe]

Hey baby lets make like Christopher Columbus and conquer the world...





































































And massacre a few natives and extort them out their gold while were at it

 

[JAY?]

If u was a burger at McDonald's, I'd call u mcbeautiful

 

[Fart Knocker]

@honestly?
Baby if you were Peyton manning, you would give me quick release lol

cant lie i laughed