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You never heard of a door you can lock within your own domain? :skip:

If i'm in my man cave I'm getting my drink on and will have to piss. fukk I look like having to go outside to piss when my crib is right there?

The real question is why does he feel the need to be separated from his home?

Yeah that doesn't work for guys. Kids and wife always want to be in the mancave.

I think you're making more complex than it sounds. Maybe we wants peace and quietness that he can't get in a basement? Maybe he doesnt have a basement? Maybe we wants to blast music without disturbing others? Maybe he didnt have enough space?

Why are we automatically assuming he hates his wife?
 

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Yeah that doesn't work for guys. Kids and wife always want to be in the mancave.

I think you're making more complex than it sounds. Maybe we wants peace and quietness that he can't get in a basement? Maybe he doesnt have a basement? Maybe we wants to blast music without disturbing others? Maybe he didnt have enough space?

Why are we automatically assuming he hates his wife?
Do you have a wife and kids?
 

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Something tells me the wife wouldn't approve..she'll be having visions of hoes scaling the fence at 2 am, and him erasing evidence in the shower. :francis:

Needs a pool table.
My ex found a blonde hair in the sink of my apartment once and was freaking out. Turns out it was on my gym clothes and follow me home from the gym to the bathroom when I went to take a shower. If you want to trigger a black woman make her think you're cheating on her with a white woman :russ:

I can only imagine the scenarios that would run through some women's mind about this detached mancave WITH A BED in it :russ:
 

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Yeah that doesn't work for guys. Kids and wife always want to be in the mancave.

I think you're making more complex than it sounds. Maybe we wants peace and quietness that he can't get in a basement? Maybe he doesnt have a basement? Maybe we wants to blast music without disturbing others? Maybe he didnt have enough space?

Why are we automatically assuming he hates his wife?

I aint got kids but for the most part Wifey respects the sanctity of the mancave. She most def doesn't wanna hang out in it. She has her own cave that we call the Yoga Dojo. She also does crafts there. When she is doing her thing in there I leave her be.
 

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i would probably replace the bed with some couches for when the homies come over but that's just me.
 

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My ex found a blonde hair in the sink of my apartment once and was freaking out. Turns out it was on my gym clothes and follow me home from the gym to the bathroom when I went to take a shower. If you want to trigger a black woman make her think you're cheating on her with a white woman :russ:

I can only imagine the scenarios that would run through some women's mind about this detached mancave WITH A BED in it :russ:
How tf did you explain this :why:

Bc the truth may be more far fetched lol
 
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