Rayne Dakota “Dak” Prescott = Glorified Version of Jamarcus Russell

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Garrett is doing a poor job of adjusting, but that was to be expected

 

[El Coupeacabra]

Garrett is doing a poor job of adjusting, but that was to be expected

His second half gameplan literally consists of "Call pass plays and pray" and its fukking infuriating.

There's no creativity in his offense and now that Dak is struggling its all falling apart.

All this really shows is that last year was basically all Dak. Garret has yet to show that he can coach us out of a tough situation.

 

[Box Factory]

Lmao yall just making up lies now

I guess the Chip Kelly era never happened.

2007 and 2013 never happened huh?

All of those years of being better than us resulted in how many Super Bowls?

Wrong.




The Eagles are, and have always been, regular season warriors.

You better start stanning the 6ers cus these "Byrds" don't like December


I really like Carson Wentz. You guys have done a good job of getting him weapons.

But we saw last season...he does NOT like adversity and became gun shy. Maybe he grew out of it.

Dak has definitely had issues with accuracy, but as you know (I'm assuming you watched all of McNabb's career), good QB'S can be made to look like ass if they have to win the game singlehandedly every week.


We know our defense is ass, we hate our coach, and the majority of us hate our owner.

But unlike you punk ass iggles fans, we don't disown our team, or hurl racial slurs at our quarterback

The Eagles have had multiple playoff runs in the past 2 decades where they have won as many playoff games as the Cowboys have in the last 20 years

Comparing dak to Mcnabb is offensive. Mcnabb took todd pinkston and james thrash to multiple deep playoff runs. Dak turns into Nathan Peterman if he doesnt have the best players in the league surrounding him.

And yeah im sure no one in fukking Texas of all places screamed some racist shyt at their tv when dak fukked up over and over these past 3 weeks.

The cowboys are irrelevant if we're not clowning them.

You should be thankful to us for doing what their staff and players couldn't do. Making them worth talking about

 

[El Coupeacabra]

The Eagles have had multiple playoff runs in the past 2 decades where they have won as many playoff games as the Cowboys have in the last 20 years

And STILL haven't won a god damn thing

Comparing dak to Mcnabb is offensive. Mcnabb took todd pinkston and james thrash to multiple deep playoff runs. Dak turns into Nathan Peterman if he doesnt have the best players in the league surrounding him.

are you implying that our offense consists of "the best players in the league?"

Iggles fans just can't be honest

And yeah im sure no one in fukking Texas of all places screamed some racist shyt at their tv when dak fukked up over and over these past 3 weeks.

Nobody booed Dak on draft night. None of us have blamed Dak for Jason Garrett's shortcomings like y'all blamed McNabb for Andy Reid's gutless playcalling.

Also none of our players are on tape using racial slurs btw

The cowboys are irrelevant if we're not clowning them.

You should be thankful to us for doing what their staff and players couldn't do. Making them worth talking about

even when we're losing we are a bigger story than the Iggles will EVER be.

Your QB is "having a MVP season" and nobody gives a fukk because they're too busy talking about ours struggling.

Yall will forever be lil brother

 

[Box Factory]

Multiple russ smileys is always a dead give away for hurt feelings


Back to the topic at hand

 

[El Coupeacabra]

Lmao these fools really mad we get more attention than them even when we lose

"Look at us guys..."

"We're 9-1..."

"Carson 4 MVP"

 

[Box Factory]

When your shyt talking has been reduced to "ppl like to make fun of how bad my team currently is" and "your team is 9-1 " it might be time to take a seat

 

[Dig]

No Millitant.. but Wentz is a better QB than Dak. It's a reason he fell to the 4th. This ain't the SEC and he can't just tuck and run like against Bama. He has to win with his arm to be a starter in this league and he's been horrible with even a pedestrian running game.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Lmao Aldon Smith all good in your hood tho huh?

Stick to worrying about the team that was so inept that half your Super-Bowl level defense quit the fukking sport entirely rather than continue to be a part of that franchise.

I hated Aldon and wanted us to get rid of him ask any 49ers fan here

Yall suck, you're the worst kind of trash

Tricking the fanbase to think you're actually better than you are

 

[FrankyFourFingers]

The Eagles have had multiple playoff runs in the past 2 decades where they have won as many playoff games as the Cowboys have in the last 20 years

Comparing dak to Mcnabb is offensive. Mcnabb took todd pinkston and james thrash to multiple deep playoff runs. Dak turns into Nathan Peterman if he doesnt have the best players in the league surrounding him.

And yeah im sure no one in fukking Texas of all places screamed some racist shyt at their tv when dak fukked up over and over these past 3 weeks.

The cowboys are irrelevant if we're not clowning them.

You should be thankful to us for doing what their staff and players couldn't do. Making them worth talking about

We aint been shyt since 95 but still have 5 times more bowls than yall



All em division titles under mcflabb, and what yall got to show for it



Our trophy case might be dusty but yalls is empty



And im talking about SBs not them struggle championships back when teddy roosevelt was still in office

 

[Box Factory]

We aint been shyt since 95 but still have 5 times more bowls than yall



All em division titles under mcflabb, and what yall got to show for it



Our trophy case might be dusty but yalls is empty



And im talking about SBs not them struggle championships back when teddy roosevelt was still in office

There's only so many times i can explain why "we were good before Tupac died" isn't interesting in this century.

Did you enjoy the Cowboys game today?

 

[eastside313]

Cowboys fans. Have they started callin for Tony romo on dallas sports radio yet?

 

[Future Hendrix]

like i said, cowboys stay stuck in the past lmfao shyt hilarious

 

[AVXL]

Y’all enjoy talks turkey day watching Dak get back on track

 

[1thouwow]

We aint been shyt since 95 but still have 5 times more bowls than yall



All em division titles under mcflabb, and what yall got to show for it



Our trophy case might be dusty but yalls is empty



And im talking about SBs not them struggle championships back when teddy roosevelt was still in office

I bet the parade for the cowboys u attended was lit