As someone who cannot even go out the goddamn house to the freaking mailbox without having women throwing themselves at me, i have to tell all the virgins of thecoli that a female's touch is not all it is cracked up to be. i mean, i've been with literally millions of women and one of them was in a wheelchair. once you have gotten them in that room and slathered them down in them oils, focusing of course on the feet, while that old-school plays in the background, women really will look at you more like a god, straight stalking you and shyt. it is tiring and for a little while, i had to use spreadsheets just to keep up with it all. why ya'll even want women for? you're just going to get her home and not even be able to get erect since you touch yourself so much, no homo. just find ya'll a nice fat girl with low self-esteem and you'll be good. leave all the truly fine women to men like me who can do something with it. and i made up a sex game where my bed is on a horizontal pole underneath and it will lift up and begin to rotate slowly to where it would be standing straight up. this makes it where you have to be holding onto the bed or you will fall off. you need upper body strength, which i have cause i box. lol, making these females get a workout in the room brehs but you know how i do.
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