Real Men Don’t Drink Cocktails

[Geek Nasty]

Cock and tail right in the name what more you need to know?

We dranking beer out here, and not from a long neck, better pour mine in a glass

 

[dj-method-x]

An Old Fashioned is surely a manly man's cocktail.

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[Mindfield333]

Real men handle life in a sober state and drink water.

See what I did there?

 

[Tunez]

Facts, we moved on to gasoline

Water

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Real nikkas gonna say fukk that alchy shyt, pass me a dutch and let me roll that shyt up

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

frozen margaritas with mexican food is the goat combo

 

[ColdSlither]

It's all poison anyway. I'll drink whatever I want to drink. I might even have a painkiller tonight.

 

[Ashtrey]

I like sangria sometimes

 

[Collateral]

I drink cocktails all the time. Not a single hit to my masculinity.

Trust me, the chick's I'm with love it.

This. bytches don’t care what you’re drinking. They be happy that you’re drinking their girly drink with them. Drink sewer water-like liquor just to show @Another Man how manly you are, brehs

 

[ExodusNirvana]

I gotta be in the mood to drink beer

Second of all FOH

Moscow Mules ON DECK

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

the corny try hard strikes again

wipe your chin off.

Always one fakkit in the real men threads being all serious and not being able to discern between lightheartedness and seriousness. It’s always one.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

everclear on the rocks or 151 bacardi. everything else is girly. get some hair on your chest.

 

[Legal]

fukk outta here.

Opening cycle of Old Fashioned, Manhattan, and Martini will forever be on deck.

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

Always one fakkit in the real men threads being all serious and not being able to discern between lightheartedness and seriousness. It’s always one.

your farts smell like nut. get out of my face.