Real Men Don’t Take Multiple Trips To Bring In Grocery Bags

[Solomon Lurke]

My lady REFUSES to take multiple trips, she'll come in the door with bags ripping into her arm and shoulder. Like

That's why I had to buy her one of those grocery foldable cart that she barely uses

Well we on the same page because I’m not making multiple trips either. It’s a waste of time lol

My wife always think she slick. She grab like one and a half bags then walk them in and all the way to the kitchen knowing I’m going to just grab all the rest at once. Then she switch into the imma just put them up mode without ever seeing if anything else is left I couldn’t grab.

 

[Coco Loco]

1 trip. Multiple trips are for women and children

I will risk damn near breaking my wrist/fingers not to make multiple trips

I even bought a collapsable wagon to carry all the things if I'm by myself


FOH

 

[smitty22]

Thats what happened to @smitty22 when he tried to grab that 12 pack of sprite for a customer

Why the smoke breh? You didn’t see my post saying WeAreAll Saturday?

 

[Silkk]

Why the smoke breh? You didn’t see my post saying WeAreAll Saturday?

Nah, I need to get on that thread though

 

[smitty22]

Nah, I need to get on that thread though

Make the damn thread then and stop trying to slander my good name

 

[Coco Loco]

Also structured plastic like reusable bags were a game changer.

Wegman's bags are my FAVES!!!

They are sturdy and durable. I keep them in my car

I LOVE self checkout, not because I steal, but because packing my bags is like playing tetris

The amount of stuff you an fit in those bags, plus they have long straps making carrying easy peasy

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Thats right OP, real nikkas get back spasms holding a shyt load of grocery bags trying to haul them bytches up the stairs.

My joey tried that and sounded like Dave Blunts using a C Pap

 

[ItsPeople]

Where y’all live where you’re not able to back your car into your garage, open the door to your house that’s in your garage and just throw the bags in?

 

[Barlow]

I could do this if I only bought noodles and pop tarts, but I have large quantities of real food to buy

 

[resistanze]

Like someone said, I shop at Costco.

For everything else, #OneTripGang with the IKEA blue bag.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Suppose you at sams club tho am still a girlie man????????

 

[Trav]

shop at costco and see how well that one trip technique works for you.

All them boxes they keep in the aisle for you to grab and use?

 

[ChatGPT-5]

some what true.....


......unless water gets involved in that day's shopping.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I'm too lazy to search but OP has posted before the struggle food he buys on a weekly basis, so I'm not surprised by this take....

 

[Mike809]

As someone who walks to the supermarket , I try to keep my grocery shopping to a max of 2 bags.....3 on special occasions.