Real Men Don’t Use Alarm Clocks

[Artificial Intelligence]

So you letting nikkas blow in your face as an alarm?

That would mean you dissing Reggie

 

[Hater Eraser]

Definitely not one making all that damn noise As a man, you need to be able to wake up and be alert at any given moment. For a while I used to hang a pocketknife directly above my face on a piece of string, and a randomized timer (NO SOUND) would trigger some scissors to cut the string.


Yeah it turned into multiple hospital visits and stitches but at least I ain't a bytch Don't even need it anymore. I just wake up in a cold sweat, heart racing, instantly on defense Train yourself brehs.

"The Sword of Damocles"

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Why is the snooze button so damn clutch?

Three snoozes minimum

 

[Buddy]

Man what?You lucky as hell.You don’t even need to have a clock! I gotta be worried about my fams birthday and be like nobody even told me about that birthday.They waited all year and ain’t even tell me about the bday,the fukk smh.Can’t even pick up a phone?Cant even get no reminders family?

Real men don't need reminders either. I been pullin up to this shyt every weekend for the past year. No one is here yet again but they're gonna be here eventually

 

[Timbs]

OP right real men only get 3-5 hours of sleep because they are plagued with trauma

 

[KBtheKey]

OP might be right

I set my alarm but always wake up 5-10 minutes before it goes off

Same. Only reason I keep my alarms set is kuz i be turnt up pretty often and in those cases there's a good chance I might oversleep. I think most people typically wake up right around it's time to get up, mainly if they operate on a schedule

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I use it because I might fall asleep again

But I have it set for different times of the day anyway. And I have daily reminders that I read whenever they go off throughout the day too.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

true

real men wake up to cocks

 

[Regular Developer]

That’s not what your girl
Said in my dms

AI is now sentient

 

[maxamusa]

Its true.....my annoying ass wife runs around screaming banging pots and pans demanding everyone gets up I can't stand that shyt

 

[T-K-G]

Same. Only reason I keep my alarms set is kuz i be turnt up pretty often and in those cases there's a good chance I might oversleep. I think most people typically wake up right around it's time to get up, mainly if they operate on a schedule

Yea my work schedule progressively gets later through the week then resets, so the times are never the same, but that internal clock is very real shyt is bizarre now that I think about it

 

[Hostile]

So you letting nikkas blow in your face as an alarm?

No. I was just guessing what OP uses to wake up.

Weed?
Food?
Baby crying?
Rooster crowing?

 

[Harry Sax]

Real nikkas wake up to head everyday

 

[Arris]

it's amazing how if you put it in your mind no matter how little sleep you've had before or how tired you are that it's paramount you wake up at a certain time... you do

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

I won’t go that far but using the snooze button is definitely not Harlemish.

Also, I read trying on clothes in the changing room is not part of manly ethics. Is this true my coli brehs?