real n1ggas wipe they ass by liftin they balls and reachin up under em from the front

[Dooby]

no lie breh, i had the mud butt and i was at work, i rushed to the bathroom and just say down to let loose.

My dikk was in the water and I thought to myself...I hope no one took a piss and didnt flush,

I lift up and i was in pissy water

its a hassle breh

How could you tell the water should have all been brown and red from your gigantic release.

 

[Just like bruddas]

How could you tell the water should have all been brown and red from your gigantic release.

umm it was yellow?

i mean like wtf, its that simple

 

[Bam Bam]

Dawg sour cream is

 

[SHO-NUFF]

so, you got them shyttynuts?

scrotal creases absorbing resipoo and bits of TP

um, aint the ass crack approach easier to get a reliable clean, especially when used in tandem with flushable wipes?

also, no homo, but how wide you gotta open your legs to get a good swipe, going straight behind ya nutsack?

that's kinda soff

 

[ADK]

nikkas still shyt around here? A nikka hasn't took a dump since 7th grade

 

[charmander]

so, you got them shyttynuts?

scrotal creases absorbing resipoo and bits of TP

um, aint the ass crack approach easier to get a reliable clean, especially when used in tandem with flushable wipes?

also, no homo, but how wide you gotta open your legs to get a good swipe, going straight behind ya nutsack?

that's kinda soff

the whole point of lifting my balls up before i go down there is to make sure i dont get any residue or stray doodoo

it's surprisingly effective, and has been the method i've chosen since about 2nd or 3rd grade

needless to say my a$$hole is so clean it looks like i bleached it for a porn shoot

 

[Strapped]

seems like a skeetsinternal kinda thread

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Reaching Between Ya Legs To Wipe Ya'self Sound Like Some Female shyt

 

[Steve Piffler]

no lie breh, i had the mud butt and i was at work, i rushed to the bathroom and just say down to let loose.

My dikk was in the water and I thought to myself...I hope no one took a piss and didnt flush,

I lift up and i was in pissy water

its a hassle breh

you gotta be lying breh

i would have taken my ass STRAIGHT to my PCP...

 

[charmander]

Reaching Between Ya Legs To Wipe Ya'self Sound Like Some Female shyt

they say mama knows best

 

[flea]

I lay on my back while in the bathtub and swing my legs over me to where my knees touch my shoulders and let the water chop away at my doo doo like a pressure cleaner

 

[robb]

dunno about that 1 bro,sounds a lil like tendencies

 

[Hans Wurst]

start using wetwipes breh. its the cleanest, and if you are having sex on a regular basis its a safe way to always be ready for it, plus your woman/women also has a quick way to get ready without having to hop under the shower.

 

[robb]

flushable wetwipes

 

[charmander]

I lay on my back while in the bathtub and swing my legs over me to where my knees touch my shoulders and let the water chop away at my doo doo like a pressure cleaner

thats some visionary shyt my nikka, you pushin the envelope in poop removal