Real nikkas Stop The Microwave When It Hits One Second

[Gold]

You take 3 minute urinations?

I eat the smart pop bags that burn in about 1min 14 seconds

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

u a lowkey serial killer if u let that microwave go off

 

[SNYC]

I do the same thing on my phone's timer when cooking

Or the alarm clock

People just hate hearing that beep

 

[Silver Surfer]

Real nikkas dont set the timer...we hit 2 min or 3 mins....and take it out before

 

[LebronsHairline]

Facts. That bell go off and everybody in the house be like

I used to be like solid snake sneakin downstairs tryna make sure the alarm dont go off so my parents dont hear that shyt

Y'all really treat the microwave like an episode of 24?

KOBE!

Buzzer Beater Gang

4th Quarter Pressure

R.I.P Kobe

Mamba definitely lookin down smilin knowin we aint goin out like no punk bytches

Da fukk is a preheat. How I look having some machine tell me when to cook my food. Might as well call the stove my daddy

Im sittin at the bar CRYING at this whole topic everybody else lookin at me like

I thought i was the only one doin this glad to know my coli brethren hittin game winners to

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Damn I thought I was the only one who did this. Real life too real sometimes

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I used to be like solid snake sneakin downstairs tryna make sure the alarm dont go off so my parents dont hear that shyt



KOBE!



Mamba definitely lookin down smilin knowin we aint goin out like no punk bytches





Im sittin at the bar CRYING at this whole topic everybody else lookin at me like

I thought i was the only one doin this glad to know my coli brethren hittin game winners to

 

[hex]

Rafters material.

Fred.

 

[Zero]

Y'all really treat the microwave like an episode of 24?

No but I pretend like I do to appear blacker on the internet

 

[Pseudonym]

No silent option microwaves?

 

[Pseudonym]

When you let that 00:01 go for half a sec before it beeps to get the full time

 

[Mr Rager]

I let that shyt beep and dare anyone to complain. fukk that stealth shyt

 

[CarbonBraddock]

nikka what?

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[old pig]

 

[Professor Emeritus]

and hit 30 seconds four times to get 2mins.

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