Real question. No troll. How do y'all prevent skidmarks?

[Tenchi Ryu]

Wipe ya ass properly, don't wear shyt that causes sweat and humidity....stop wearing tighty whiteys


And wash ya ass when in the shower, don't just ignore the shyt

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

 

[ATearInMyEye]

 

[Kenny West]

wear brown underwear

genius

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

wear brown underwear

This guy knows. My ole lady does my laundry and never knows, plus I spray a little neutra-air in there to mask the scent and bada-boom.

 

[DamienWayne]

Clean ur ass properly, some times u need to get up in there use ur washcloth and finger to get in the whole

 

[Genos]

 

[Supreme365]

At least I admit I'm flawed. We talk about black empowerment but you not gonna help a black man keep his cheeks proper?

Thecoli.com y'all

You got me rolling at work

 

[CoochieMane]

If you didn't get your culo blasted you wouldn't have this problem but now your farts probably don't even make a sound so there's no turning back for you.

 

[Wildhundreds]

wet wipes.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Clean ur ass properly, some times u need to get up in there use ur washcloth and finger to get in the whole

I wash my butt entirely. I think the issue is my thickness, you know? Like, I just have too much butt.

On a sidenote, if there is a god, he's cruel. Why put the dirtiest part of your body in a place you can't see? It makes no sense. Buttholes should be on our thighs or something easy to maintain.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

If you didn't get your culo blasted you wouldn't have this problem but now your farts probably don't even make a sound so there's no turning back for you.

Being homophobic is not becoming. frfr I never had this problem when I was still turning out men. Back then, everything just sort of fell out. Now I'm out here with this heteronormative turd cutter that is fukking up my wardrobe.

 

[DreadBrown]

This a new low for thecoli

 

[Knuckles Red]

If you shyt in the shower, you can just smash it down the drain with your feet, and wash you ass while you're in there.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

If you shyt in the shower, you can just smash it down the drain with your feet, and wash you ass while you're in there.

I know that but let's be real, I'm not about to have my people calling me poop foot again. They just stopped saying it so I'm not about to get them started. When it comes to showering, I only pee in there. No number 2. Fool me once...