REAL TALK: Aren't We All Neckbeards?
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Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Drink wolf cola
Real shyt OP. It's just like how :flabbyvince: seems ashamed of the fact that he made his money in pro wrestling. I shaved the neck the other day though 
. Drunk heat fans a few years ago in the playoffs legit thought I was Mike Miller when I was at game 7 against the pacers even though I'm 6 even and he's 6'8 
My shyt comes in patchy on the sidesi'm black and i can't grow a beard
i got whispers like a rat, compared to Beans i'm wack
. Drunk heat fans a few years ago in the playoffs legit thought I was Mike Miller when I was at game 7 against the pacers even though I'm 6 even and he's 6'8 
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
I don't follow ANY wrasslin news past what the WWE officially sanctions and presents in their programming. I also have ZERO emotional attachment to any wrassler
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
I HAVE A HEADBEARD, BROTHER!
i'm black and i can't grow a beard
i got whispers like a rat, compared to Beans i'm wack
I'm a professional. I stay clean shaven on the weekdays & rock the 5 o'clock shadow on the weekends 
My beard can't connect at all
But seriously...it like this. I tried hard to get over wrestling. In a sense I somewhat did
, but somehow the shyt just keeps pulling me in. When I found out GOATbata was going for the title, I snapped out of the shyt quick just in time for a superior Wrestlemania and a 5 star match last Sunday. All in all, wrestling is a huge part of my life and that's thanks to my grandfather. Dude used to sit up and watch WCW and treat WWF Raw like background noise. Once I seen Hogan jumping ship to WCW, I was hooked.
That being said, it's in the blood breh.
But seriously...it like this. I tried hard to get over wrestling. In a sense I somewhat did
, but somehow the shyt just keeps pulling me in. When I found out GOATbata was going for the title, I snapped out of the shyt quick just in time for a superior Wrestlemania and a 5 star match last Sunday. All in all, wrestling is a huge part of my life and that's thanks to my grandfather. Dude used to sit up and watch WCW and treat WWF Raw like background noise. Once I seen Hogan jumping ship to WCW, I was hooked. That being said, it's in the blood breh.
Just shaved my beard . I used to be obessed with workrate and moveset, but I realize my favorite moments were the great angles and segments during the MNW and big reason why I don't watch today's WWE because everything so scripted and boring now.
. I used to be obessed with workrate and moveset, but I realize my favorite moments were the great angles and segments during the MNW and big reason why I don't watch today's WWE because everything so scripted and boring now.
RammerJammer
#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
Does pubic hair count, because I am incapable of growing a beard.
Shhhhhh........But you was all up in the JBL/Mauro/Meltzer thread
Find solace in the fact that the day is going to come. Dream if you will a picture...he has just woken up after having another wet dream about a young Shawn Michael's glistening, flexing biceps wrapping him in their warm embrace. His cum stained tighty whities stick to his pock marked inner thighs which are the size of a string bean. He shuffles to the door and opens it, letting a long shaft of light into his permanently darkened room. He hisses at this intrusion of clean air and fresh morning light.
He yells, "Make me a plate!"
The plate is left outside his door with a knock. He grabs it and inhales the food while watching a match that he has seen over and over and over again, Shawn Michaels vs Diesel at Wrestlemania 11. His dikk stiffens beneath the yellowed cotton. Suddenly, as the match reaches it's crescendo, he inhales too much and some overly process excuse for food lodges itself in his windpipe. He struggles to free the food from his throat, clutching at his neck which is covered in taco meat textured hair. He cannot free it, and as the match draws to a close, with an ending he knows better than he knows his self, his eyes roll back and he falls over.
Fin.
