Real talk: How do I tell this chick her breath is ass?

[labrokejames]

Was lying in bed with this new chick yesterday and she had just woken up from a nap. I said your breath smells like morning. Tried to make it sound like a joke even though I was serious

She gets up to brush her teeth and comes out and goes "minty". I'm like cool, lets fukk.

Well needless to say the chicks breath was the complete opposite of minty. Mouth smell like two dumpsters. How your breath get worse AFTER you brush your teeth?

Her breath was so god damn bad I could barely stand to look at her. Made her lay face down when we smashed just so I didn't have to inhale the sewage from her tongue.

I honestly don't know what to say to her. Made her brush her teeth and her breath is still ass. I'm far too old to lie to a chick about her hygiene. I even told her if my breath was bad I'd want her to tell me.

She's a nice chick but I'm gonna have to say something. Obviously not trying to hurt her feelings but a woman with bad breath is a deal breaker.

How do I tell this girl she might have Halitosis?

 

[Michael9100]

Was lying in bed with this new chick yesterday

 

[labrokejames]

Why would I make that up?

 

[Michael9100]

Why would I make that up?

Because this is the coli....... or can you prove that she is real?

 

[labrokejames]

Because this is the coli....... or can you prove that she is real?

Why would I fabricate a story about a girl with bad breath? So I post a pic of some chick I've been talking to for 2 months and then what? You go the fukk away? Is that what you want?

 

[DarrynCobretti]

list the pro and cons of you being a scary ass mufukka around these hoes

then when you ready to man tf up u tell that hot doo doo juice breff yamp to step her personal hygiene game up b

 

[Michael9100]

Why would I fabricate a story about a girl with bad breath? So I post a pic of some chick I've been talking to for 2 months and then what? You go the fukk away? Is that what you want?

 

[Hijo de luna]

just tell her she might need to go see a dental hygienist

 

[MillionMills]

"Your breath stinks"

 

[Groanman]

If her breath is bad, her p*ssy can't be that far behind.

Yeah, be afraid to criticize a chick because of fear of p*ssy denial.
That's the perfect way to live your life, nga.

 

[Mad Good Dro]

whenever you around her, offer her a stick of gum, tic tac, mentos, certs etc.
She pick up on what you implying breh
sounds like she has a case of halitosis though

 

[labrokejames]

If her breath is bad, her p*ssy can't be that far behind.

Yeah, be afraid to criticize a chick because of fear of p*ssy denial.
That's the perfect way to live your life, nga.

Well thats why I told her to brush her teeth the first time. Not concerned about p*ssy denial. Just can't fukk with that mouth game

 

[labrokejames]

That's what I thought fakkit.

 

[beenz]

if ur breath is rancid, how can she NOT know this? you can pretty much taste how your mouth smells. she probably needs to floss, and brush her tongue. if she's gonna chew gum, she should do sugarless. sugar can leave a bad aftertaste than can smell as well.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I been there brother.Thats a touchy issue. If she has halitosis that means something is wrong internally, bytch might have cancer or she may not go to the dentist regularly.

Is she worth wifing, if so then sit her down and tell her that she needs to get it checked out, if she aint worth wifing throw deuces to that bytch and get another non yuckmouth chick.