real talk how do you stay hard in a condom?

[Commander in Chiefin]

Condoms are the worst thing
Not many stores sell magnums so many a night I've had to drive around looking for ones that fit

I never learnt how to put them shyts on correctly too

Don't know if inside out or if I've left enough room in the front


All these rules!

Inside out ?

Cats tellin on themselves

What brand? I have found that most ultrathins/sensitives are way too small around the base to feel comfortable for me. Feels like my shyt is being choked at the base.

Gotta rock it Adebisi style

 

[blackzeus]

Why the fukk would I nut raw in her? You heard of pulling out? Plus I'm about to be 34 in December..

Anyway here she goes..she doesn't look 41

Spoiler

Naw breh, not only you lost for her not wanting your seeds at age 41, you further lost by bragging about hitting that. I could have done without that photo.

 

[observe]

Naw breh, not only you lost for her not wanting your seeds at age 41, you further lost by bragging about hitting that. I could have done without that photo.

Cool story breh..I don't give a fukk.

 

[Brandon M.]

trojan ultra thin my nigs trojan ultra thin

 

[O.G.B]

if the p*ssy is good I can stay hard with a condom if the p*ssy is wack sometimes I go soft

LOL, real talk that shyt happens even without a condom!

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

So basically 8 out of 10 posters go raw in these hoes?

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Those Trojan ultra thins are the fukking devil. They suffocate my dikk and push the damn blood back into my torso. If I manage to get one on, it feels like my dikk is literally being strangled. I basically had to throw em in the bushes and go raw with my last regular chick

It was a stressful month waiting for those clean test results, cause you have to wait at least a couple weeks.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

So basically 8 out of 10 posters go raw in these hoes?

And 1 in 4 people in America have herpes. I used to wonder if that was really true............ I see it must be

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

And 1 in 4 people in America have herpes. I used to wonder if that was really true............ I see it must be

and whats even crazier is the fact 1 outta 4 of these posters have admitted to smashing prostitutes/using backpages

i think u can see where im going with this,right?

 

[The G.O.D II]

So this is the reason why STDs is rampant fukk wrong wit you nikkas not knowing your dikk size and what rubber is the most comfortable?

 

[john goodman]

Amazingly I dont have herpes

Will I make it out of my 20s herpes free ?

Doubt it

 

[1ncognegro]

Get herpes brehs

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

So basically 8 out of 10 posters go raw in these hoes?

 

[Sccit]

U MY NOT BE PRODUCIN ENOUGH TESTOSTERONE, LOWERIN UR OVERALL LIBIDO LEVELS.


TAKE A VIAGRA AND SEE IF U CAN GET SOFT IN A CONDOM


IF IT ALL OF A SUDDEN BECOMES THE OPPOSITE, IT'S A CHEMICAL ISSUE OR AN ISSUE OF WHOEVER U fukkIN NOT TURNIN U ON ENOUGH. THE MORE TESTOSTERONE U HAVE, THE EASIER IT IS TO GET HARD WHEN U WITA bytch.....IF BEYONCE WAS ASS NAKED WITH HER BOOTY IN MY FACE, I'D HAVE TROUBLE GETTIN SOFT WITH 30 CONDOMS ON. IT'S U, NOT THE CONDOM. THE CONDOM AINT NOTHIN BUT A MENTAL DISTRACTION FROM OTHER PROBLEMS U ALREADY FACIN. LIKE DUDE SAID, TRY WORKIN OUT, EATIN HEALTHIER, JERKIN LESS. ALL THESE WILL BOOST YOUR LIBIDO AND ULL STAY ROCK SOLID THROUGH WHATEVER IT TAKES IF U REALLY TRYNA fukk. FEEL ME.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

all caps..really?

nobody reading that u moron