Real talk, I need an intervention, I do not think I can do this quarantine

[skeetsinternal]

I can't do this staying in the house shyt. I don't see how yall do it. I feel trapped, claustrophobic, and anxious. My anger levels are increasing. My normal routines and outlets are all cutoff. I can't goto the gym and work out or play ball. Call me a sex addict but whatever, I am used to fukking daily. It's p*ssy waiting for me right now and I'm supposed to see her at 2pm. Omg this bytch ass so soft and p*ssy tight. I don't fap, it no strip clubs. Speaking of clubs I can't do the security shyt where I get to toss these little nikkas and release some stress on the weekends.
I got a little bench and weights in the garage and punching bag but Lawd Jesus if my neighbor Anna Torres walk pass my gate one more time in them tight jeans. Coli fam...its not looking good. Look at all them threads I made this morning. I can't keep watching movies and posting on the coli.

Spoiler

Lemme get this at 2pm, please

Spoiler: For the Pic ass nikkas

@#1 pick I appreciate pulling me to the side with this and the words hit home. But I dunno how long it's gonna last.

They can also give you the rona too and you could as well. Chill, just stay home and play games, work and post online. This shyt ain't worth it g.

 

[FLATOP]

Maybe if women you talked to were allowed to know your real address then you could've brought one over.

 

[The Fade]

Vitamin C, oil of oregano, black walnut, wormwood and bee propolis.


Then go destroy shorty guts.

Jump into some Lysol mist before and after

 

[skeetsinternal]

Maybe if women you talked to were allowed to know your real address then you could've brought one over.

Nah, can't let them see I live comfortably, in peace and got food in the fridge breh

 

[HarlemHottie]

I'm sorry. I saw your reaction to Cuomo's sex guidelines yesterday, and i also saw how many threads you started today. I see how this could be disruptive to your lifestyle.

I don't just mean hoes, i mean the gym and work too.

 

[god shamgod]

I got a chick coming thru Wednesday morning and might tell her don’t

but I want some tho ,I ain’t tryna risk it

 

[Wiles]

Yall need weed and a netflix account

 

[010101]

make your funeral arrangements*

 

[Luke Cage]

Gotta treat it like cuffing season. (deadass middle of winter) and find you a girl to stay cozy with the whole time.

 

[skeetsinternal]

I'm sorry. I saw your reaction to Cuomo's sex guidelines yesterday, and i also saw how many threads you started today. I see how this could be disruptive to your lifestyle.

I don't just mean hoes, i mean the gym and work too.

SMH. I trimmed my pubes and shaved my nuts to just stay home? It's A1 p*ssy waiting and marinated waiting on me to come fukk.

 

[FS4LFE]

You not thinking long term..


Just think about all the hoes you can fukk once this ends.


All that sitting around the house and they can’t cheat on their spouse. You gon eat fam.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yall let me get shorty at 2pm, I'll be good. I promise. Who got me?

 

[Kenny West]

fukk her with a facemask on

Problem solved

 

[Take It In Blood]

You are an undisciplined grown child.
unable to survive without attachments, routines and desires

But u can remedy all that by studying the first enlightened one. You too can become the Buddha. Peace and blessings friend

 

[HarlemHottie]

SMH. I trimmed my pubes and shaved my nuts to just stay home? It's A1 p*ssy waiting and marinated waiting on me to come fukk.

I know, son, it's okay.

I'll give you this piece of advice. One of the most common symptoms of the Corona is a temperature. If you wanna keep fukking like regular, i suggest you start taking bytches' temperature at the door.

But then you'd still have to deal with a potentially unsafe environment being that you normally... 'do your business' outside of your own home, is that correct? Hm.