Real talk, I need an intervention, I do not think I can do this quarantine

[Billy Ocean]

U ain't hafta neg me and say eat a dicc...have u not read the thread...thatz what im trynna do
I c y nobody likes u

 

[HarlemHottie]

U ain't hafta neg me and say eat a dicc...have u not read the thread...thatz what im trynna do
I c y nobody likes u

Edit: This hoe ass nikka @Billy Ocean just negged me. Why are you such a bytch??

 

[Piff Perkins]

Post the texts. Any chick dumb enough to ask for a 2PM fukk appointment during a pandemic with police out on the street cares more about your dikk than your general well being.

 

[Billy Ocean]

Post the texts. Any chick dumb enough to ask for a 2PM fukk appointment during a pandemic with police out on the street cares more about your dikk than your general well being.

The nikka been a goofy. Probably all anyways. The nikka loves the attention.

 

[Deafheaven]

Post the texts. Any chick dumb enough to ask for a 2PM fukk appointment during a pandemic with police out on the street cares more about your dikk than your general well being.

If true. Both of these folks are literally big children. Like you aren't going to ever have sex again. This exposes how utterly selfish we are as a species more than anything I've personally experienced in my life.

 

[Krisrunner2049]

The nikka been a goofy. Probably all anyways. The nikka loves the attention.

I’m on the fence. Idk what to believe now

 

[FLATOP]

I need some buns

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

I can't do this staying in the house shyt. I don't see how yall do it. I feel trapped, claustrophobic, and anxious. My anger levels are increasing. My normal routines and outlets are all cutoff. I can't goto the gym and work out or play ball. Call me a sex addict but whatever, I am used to fukking daily. It's p*ssy waiting for me right now and I'm supposed to see her at 2pm. Omg this bytch ass so soft and p*ssy tight. I don't fap, it no strip clubs. Speaking of clubs I can't do the security shyt where I get to toss these little nikkas and release some stress on the weekends.
I got a little bench and weights in the garage and punching bag but Lawd Jesus if my neighbor Anna Torres walk pass my gate one more time in them tight jeans. Coli fam...its not looking good. Look at all them threads I made this morning. I can't keep watching movies and posting on the coli.

Spoiler

Lemme get this at 2pm, please

Spoiler: For the Pic ass nikkas

@#1 pick I appreciate pulling me to the side with this and the words hit home. But I dunno how long it's gonna last.

Best loosen up that wrist, pleighbwoi.

 

[General Mills]

Shyttttttt honestly me @skeetsinternal and @General Mills need 2 do a paid subscription podcast

Call it the W&L Podcast. True Stories of wins and losses from two modern black brehs.

Episode 1: Skeets tells us how he bagged two dimes he did not know where sisters. Then flipped it into a improbable threesome while Gen tells us how he managed to body himself on a 1st date with a dime he had been crushing on by falling down the steps in the movie theater while going on a popcorn run. He broke his collar bone and his girl got scooped by a random movie goer while he went to the hospital.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Post the texts. Any chick dumb enough to ask for a 2PM fukk appointment during a pandemic with police out on the street cares more about your dikk than your general well being.

Here ya go. fukking around wit yall nikkas got me pump faking. Now I got to give this bytch a raincheck

Edit: included my response

 

[Amor fati]

Just go for a jog,

Find another job

Walk to the park

Go fishing or something.

Go hiking

I also hate staying home with a passion I've been out since they said to stay at home.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Vibrator cant beat the pusc up n long stroke it

Imma ol bytch u gotta beat it 2 wake it up

I thought u liked baby dikks

How do they long stroke u?

 

[skeetsinternal]

You be cracking me up.

Big sis a real one...

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I thought u liked baby dikks

How do they long stroke u?

This is the coli...logic is not welcome here

 

[skeetsinternal]

Just go for a jog,(it's raining)

Find another job (social distancing)

Walk to the park (it's raining)

Go fishing or something. (no fishing license /everything that's something is closed)

Go hiking (it's raining and cold)

I also hate staying home with a passion I've been out since they said to stay at home.