Real talk, I sparred with this chick in a MMA class

Brandon M.

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:noah: my dikk never been so hard before and she felt it...when she took me down :snoop:. Basically I was joking around cause I figure she would be kinda shook but she started throwing kicks to my skull and punches :huhldup:
Everyone thought the shyt was funny, nah son :mjpls: my life was on the line. So i geared up and went into fighting mode and we went toe to toe, of course I was stronger, but she was faster and more flexible. She caught me with a take down and felt it on her on her stomach and on her leg.

She stopped the match :deadrose: after class she came up to me and said " I wasnt focused otherwise I wouldnt have been hard " Talking about how it was all over her and she wanted to tell the instructor...gave her the :youngsabo: face and said " reason why you stop cause you got horny too and i seen the look on ya face "

of course she gave me the :mjpls: but she wants the d :win:

them mma classes at ECC?
 

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Keep training and keep demonic thoughts off the mat. The power of brazillian jiujitsu and mma is something everyone should have in case they have to protect someone they love, from a demon.
 

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she didnt even take you serious and she swooped you and brought you down...

what she look like?
 
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Ducktales. Even in the unlikely scenario that a chick got horny during a sparring session, why would she get horny for the dude who's ass she was kicking?
 

Silkk

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@Willstyles Where can one find local classes? :leostare:


and is the Ankle Lock a legal maneuver? :mjpls:
 
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Silkk

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you in essex county breh?

and its legal depending on how you lock it

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