Real Talk if you over 35 and buying a Nintendo Switch 2

[Return of the Jedi]

Are you the age of 35 and playing a switch at Starbucks by yourself nikka? Also do you have kids? If not the reality is your bytch ass don’t want to grow up and play video games that actually voice words.

No kids, but I'm active in my niece's life and have played through a few Switch games with her. Took her to the Nintendo Museum in Kyoto in March, actually.

She's not even an excuse I care to use; I play Nintendo's games because they make good games. I'm 32 and I play my Switch docked 95% of the time. The only time I play undocked is when I'm flying commercial. I don't really sit around at cafes by myself because I have shyt to do but the rare times I'm in a situation like that I'm going to read a book to pass the time.

I'll play any game as long as it's good. I don't care if it's mature or family friendly. I finished Astro Bot last month, which is as kiddie as it gets, and now I'm spilling guts all over the floor in Baldur's Gate 3. I'm gonna dive headfirst into Mario Kart World when I get back to US in July and grab my Switch 2. You're not in touch with the real world, my dude.

Adults are such a huge segment of Nintendo's customer demographic they go out of their way to market to them. Look at this.

 

[Return of the Jedi]

nikka, that's going to be the shyt she'd likely play with you. Damn near every woman would try Mario Kart and I've never not been surprised by how many women love The Legend of Zelda series.

Y'all nikkas are talking crazy right now.

That's what I'm saying dude. Girls fukking love Nintendo games. I've played them with every ex and fling I've ever had. I've never had a girl ask me to play fukking COD or 2K with her. That's just not a thing for 98% of women.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

First of all, I'm handsome gang so I do wtf I want.

(Never mind, took it down cause coli got hella weirdos with hate in their hearts)

And what i want in my immediate future is a Switch 2 with MKW and the new Pro Controller.

And I'm gonna get that.

Now, I don’t play games outside home because it's never that serious, and I'm docked 99% of the time.

But yes, Switch 2 and the jrpgs that will come is all on the menu for me, eff you gonna do about it?

 

[feelosofer]

That's what I'm saying dude. Girls fukking love Nintendo games. I've played them with every ex and fling I've ever had. I've never had a girl ask me to play fukking COD or 2K with her. That's just not a thing for 98% of women.

My wife became obsessed with Animal Crossing. Like damn dudes can like more than one system. Each system does something different.

 

[Why-Fi]

If you pick a Switch 2 over a PS5, then i know you appreciate and prefer tiger stripes over BBLs.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Stop bringing up strictly home consoles to compare to the goat hybrid.


Ps5 is good and all but you gotta be home to use it… some of us travel and enjoy the finer things

 

[feelosofer]

Stop bringing up strictly home consoles to compare to the goat hybrid.


Ps5 is good and all but you gotta be home to use it… some of us travel and enjoy the finer things

Like we're adults we can appreciate more than one system. PS5 is dope, switch 2 is going to be dope. XBox well maybe next go round.

 

[SNG]

First of all, I'm handsome gang so I do wtf I want.

(Never mind, took it down cause coli got hella weirdos with hate in their hearts)

And what i want in my immediate future is a Switch 2 with MKW and the new Pro Controller.

And I'm gonna get that.

Now, I don’t play games outside home because it's never that serious, and I'm docked 99% of the time.

But yes, Switch 2 and the jrpgs that will come is all on the menu for me, eff you gonna do about it?

Are you the age of 35 and over and don’t have kids?

 

[Digital Shaman]

If you're a true gamer at heart then your age isn't a factor when it comes to buying consoles. Each platform serves a different purpose.

 

[gtj1982]

Nintendo fans love this poster yet all Nintendo ads on Nickelodeon. We know Nfan come in two flavors kids and adults who have court orders to stay away from kids.