Real Talk if you over 35 and buying a Nintendo Switch 2

[Return of the Jedi]

Bruh, I still til this day laugh about that thread's title
I'm having a gut laugh as I type this.

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Am I broke? The Track meet Michael Story

I was like 15 or 16 when you posted that FYI. So yes, I was broke, but I was also in Algebra II

 

[Zero]

This is how us bytch ass nikkas gonna look playing Switch 2 next week:

Holy shyt

 

[Illuminatos]

My kid doesn't play his Switch. He prefers playing games on his iPad. I asked him if he wanted a Switch 2. He just shrugged. Kids love iPads more than anything. He does like Mario Odyssey though. I have so many games and that's the number one game he plays the most. Otherwise he'll play YouTube on the Switch at the same time he plays games on his iPad.

I didn't preorder. I'mma stand in line cause the store I'm getting it from has 88 consoles first come, first serve, no preorder.

Yeah wasn’t there a whole thread on here about kids not even buying consoles anymore?

 

[Batsute]

Shipment confirmed. Getting it day 1.

 

[Tetris v2.0]

Meh, don't give a fukk. Act like your white or black box by the TV is any different, and that non-gamers somehow end up seeing you in a different light lol

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Meh, don't give a fukk. Act like your white or black box by the TV is any different, and that non-gamers somehow end up seeing you in a different light lol

Pc gamers hunched over their desk tapping on their keyboards are feeling themselves a bit too much

 

[born of fire]

who gives a shyt

 

[PS5 Pro]

noI was like 15 or 16 when you posted that FYI. So yes, I was broke, but I was also in Algebra II

It wasn't about YOU being broke that was funny to me, just the title alone did it for me. The story was just the cherry.

For whatever reason, I envision this Louis Gossett Jr gif whenever I read the title

Am I broke?

Before I even began formulating the story, I wrote that and then proceeded to cry laughing for like 15 min straight. Even saying it out loud makes me chuckle "Am I broke?"

 

[PS5 Pro]

Meh, don't give a fukk. Act like your white or black box by the TV is any different, and that non-gamers somehow end up seeing you in a different light lol

A woman, looking for a man.... then sees one on a bench playing with his switch? And you think a bytch wouldn't think "look at this man child"

You tell yourself what if you're this Adonis type? I then ask ARE YOU? Is the stereotypical "hunk" found hunched over playing a handheld in public? I get it off you don't get it

who gives a shyt

New p*ssy cares, if you don't care about new p*ssy then you're good

 

[88m3]

that's pretty judgmental

 

[Mikeatris]

And it’s not for your kids and for yourself you a bytch ass nikka. If you receding salt and pepper beared nikkaz is gaming it should only be on a PC or PS5. fukk you nikkaz doing
Huddled at a restaurant on a fukkin switch. Only time a switch should be in your hands is if your kid is sleep or not in the house or that bytch is docked. I see you on the streets playing with one as a grown ass nikka I’m smacking Luigi caps off you nikkaz

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I’m lowkey hating on nikkaz that pre-ordered a switch 2

I am over 35 and buying it for myself because I buy all consoles at launch cause I can afford it. Another man telling another man what they can and can't buy, counting another person's pockets, you can take this home with you bro

 

[SNG]

I am over 35 and buying it for myself because I buy all consoles at launch cause I can afford it. Another man telling another man what they can and can't buy, counting another person's pockets, you can take this home with you bro

Over 35 with Kirby drawls. I bet you smell musty and have a hairy back you man child ass nikka. But enjoy you happy meal ass bytch nikka.

 

[Mikeatris]

Over 35 with Kirby drawls. I bet you smell musty and have a hairy back you man child ass nikka. But enjoy you happy meal ass bytch nikka.

I'm not broke tho

 

[born of fire]

New p*ssy cares, if you don't care about new p*ssy then you're good

i’m a woman.

 

[PS5 Pro]

i’m a woman.

Are you a Dyke?