About everything.
Don't want to pay for a meal? Lie. Say the food was bad.
Significant other getting on your nerves? Cheat. You being happy with you, helps you keep them happy.
Can't get a job because of xyz? Make your friends lie for you; Pretend to be your own agent/former boss/etc.
Most importantly, never say anything that doesn't need to be said. Plead the fifth. Bend the truth. And make enough money to cover the impending lawsuit. You're welcome.
Don't want to pay for a meal? Lie. Say the food was bad.
Significant other getting on your nerves? Cheat. You being happy with you, helps you keep them happy.
Can't get a job because of xyz? Make your friends lie for you; Pretend to be your own agent/former boss/etc.
Most importantly, never say anything that doesn't need to be said. Plead the fifth. Bend the truth. And make enough money to cover the impending lawsuit. You're welcome.
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