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African original
Robert the Bruce
Real talk Wolfgang gotta be the hardest name ever.
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I almost forgot she's married to and got kids with a brehJulia Longbottom (born 1963), British diplomat and Ambassador to Japan.
Hope Amelia Solo (born July 30, 1981 this chicks name is Hope fukking Solo, a goalie that literally often brought hope and saved the day for the team solo) is an American former soccer goalkeeper. She was a goalkeeper for the United States women's national soccer team from 2000 to 2016, and is a World Cup champion and two-time Olympic gold medalist. ......and she be beating bytchs up
Whole relationship was on the ropes in 2012
But they survived the haymakers from the courts and national media.
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Smokin my Opps like Patrick Mahomes pops
There's a now deceased singer who's name was Simone Battle. Imagine being and athlete with that surname
i think it’s a couple battles, but the one I remember is Julian
Nah , i think the Asians got us beat here.
Even though their bodies often dont match their names, Asian syllable systems give them fire name combos in english...
For example, id think twice before boxing a vietnamese dude named...
Tri Mae Nika.
( just random pic off internet, not dudes actual name)
You right, vietnamese, around they don't mess...
https://i.ibb.co/bgZwFrT/main-phuc-dat-bytch.jpg
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Sounds like a crazy attack spell in a role playing gameEven worse. Her husband aint gonna have it easy.
You just gave me a flash back to my first job in highschool. During the summer, i was a carhop out of Sonic-Drivein . 2wks into the job, they had just taught me how to use the payment system and i was excited to do my first transaction. So i rush outside the store to deliver food and take the customer's card. It was a white woman if it adds any context.
So i run her card and i return to her car to return it. She opens her window to accept the card, but i decide to actually read the card before i gave it back to her. I swear to god she had a chase saphire card with the name, "Darkness Black-fire" in the name section.
I burst out laughing, spit all up on her food, in her car, and on her face. Laughed for 3min straight. Had 17yr old me keeling over.
I laughed so hard that the she snatched her card back, went inside the store, and called the manager on me. And after that, they never let me do a card transaction again
...and some waffle fries
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Damn son where'd you find this?
El Poyo Loco
Akrassikauda = Black Scorpion
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Oh, and Toevadoit is really his middle name. Not joking
His parents should be slapped
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Knicks: 93 til infinity
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Y'all ever think about how crazy it is that LeBron James is named...LeBron James? LeBron Raymone fukking James.
Like real shyt. If you were a kid fukking around in a videogame creating your 99 overall demigod, LeBron James is the exact kinda masculine ass 1-of-1 name you would come up with. It just sounds like a generational, superstar athlete.
Not to mention his name is a marketing wetdream because the "Le" makes it easily memeable. We've seen it all, LeGoat, LeGM, Le...etc.
Like dudes name fits him and what he represents so well that I genuinely think it contributed to his overall basketball talent.
If on that fateful December 1984 night in Akron Gloria James decided to name her son Tracy instead, he'd probably be like a 6'5" shooting guard who made a few all-star games here and there but would be forgotten with time. And if she named him some wack ass shyt like Ted he'd probably max out at 6'1" and be a low-end D1 guard struggling to get contracts in Europe. But with a dominant ass name like LeBron, it was literally impossible for that nikka to fail. Like could you really imagine a 13th man bench scrub walking around with a name like LeBron fukking James?
Usain Bolt for track is a similar example.
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