Realest Coach Ever LOL

[duckbutta]

lol i do that that

 

[Taadow]

Who in the HELL designed them unis?

 

[Diyhai]

lol i been saying that shyt when watching basketball. dont even know where or if i got it from anywhere

I been saying 20 piece for the longest
but the chant had me

 

[No Homo]

 

[bobbiewishbone]

Vulgar

 

[Motife43]

This shyt happened to my AAU team in 8th grade, we were the ones who got the free throws. Funny thing is refs ain't assess the techs until after halftime and we was already gettin blown out

A story about the realest coach I had (same AAU team i referenced above)

He a Real Atlanta old head. If you know anything about Atlanta, majority of people here are transplants. If you know a person over 50 born and raised in Atlanta, they fa sho a real one. Anyways we were at halftime of a game, our 2nd game of the day.

Coach: Trey (coach's grandson) you playin like shyt out there, was it the catfish you had? (remember we played a game earlier that day)
Trey: No grandfather, I had a footlong
Coach: And shoved it right up yo ass
Team:

Another story...

*Team is huddling up*

Coach: James are you a fakkit?
Team:
James: Na coach
Coach: Well you playin like one
Us:


I love that coach til this day, first person to ever cuss me out. The foul shyt he used to see can never be topped


EDIT: My cousin refreshed my memory. The other team had pockets on their shorts, we made 3 out of 16 free throws

 

[Steezy]

This shyt happened to my AAU team in 8th grade, we were the ones who got the free throws. Funny thing is refs ain't assess the techs until after halftime and we was already gettin blown out

A story about the realest coach I had (same AAU team i referenced above)

He a Real Atlanta old head. If you know anything about Atlanta, majority of people here are transplants. If you know a person over 50 born and raised in Atlanta, they fa sho a real one. Anyways we were at halftime of a game, our 2nd game of the day.

Coach: Trey (coach's grandson) you playin like shyt out there, was it the catfish you had? (remember we played a game earlier that day)
Trey: No grandfather, I had a footlong
Coach: And shoved it right up yo ass
Team:

Another story...

*Team is huddling up*

Coach: James are you a fakkit?
Team:
James: Na coach
Coach: Well you playin like one
Us:


I love that coach til this day, first person to ever cuss me out. The foul shyt he used to see can never be topped


EDIT: My cousin refreshed my memory. The other team had pockets on their shorts, we made 3 out of 16 free throws

Played aau and rec from 14-17..that first comment I wouldve

That 2nd one would've snatched my fukkin soul

 

[Marco Andretti]

Breh level on 1000


Where was this nikka at when I was playing AAU

 

[Motife43]

Played aau and rec from 14-17..that first comment I wouldve

That 2nd one would've snatched my fukkin soul

We got so many stories just from playing 4 months under him. We never played under anybody like that. He was coaching us as a favor to my uncle more than anything.

He ain't have nothing to prove, his son was hooping at Georgia State, he coached a bunch of dudes that went on to D1s and all that.

 

[intruder]

LOVE IT!!!

 

[aceboon]

Must be at the boys n girls club. I use to volunteer there

Its national AAU basketball, ain't nobody wearing Nike uniforms in no boys and girls club

 

[aceboon]

We All Can Go All Stars=GOAT AAU team name

 

[Verbal Kint]

20 piece 20 piece! 20 PIECE!!

I'm crying brehs

Que up "token white person".

Bout to use this as the huddle break for FB season

 

[Verbal Kint]

This shyt happened to my AAU team in 8th grade, we were the ones who got the free throws. Funny thing is refs ain't assess the techs until after halftime and we was already gettin blown out

A story about the realest coach I had (same AAU team i referenced above)

He a Real Atlanta old head. If you know anything about Atlanta, majority of people here are transplants. If you know a person over 50 born and raised in Atlanta, they fa sho a real one. Anyways we were at halftime of a game, our 2nd game of the day.

Coach: Trey (coach's grandson) you playin like shyt out there, was it the catfish you had? (remember we played a game earlier that day)
Trey: No grandfather, I had a footlong
Coach: And shoved it right up yo ass
Team:

Another story...

*Team is huddling up*

Coach: James are you a fakkit?
Team:
James: Na coach
Coach: Well you playin like one
Us:


I love that coach til this day, first person to ever cuss me out. The foul shyt he used to see can never be topped


EDIT: My cousin refreshed my memory. The other team had pockets on their shorts, we made 3 out of 16 free throws

My 8th grade coach was the illest nikka on our team's pops. This nikka would stand by the gym door smoking squares and yelling at us to 'go hard!' . Plus he was about 30 mns late every day. Not to mention his son was lit before every game

 

[onthereal]

what a ridiculous rule. I hope they won by 50